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So the other day I had a fevered lockdown-induced sex dream about Richard Osman...

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KnitFastDieWarm · 11/02/2021 19:19

...and now I’m watching him on house of games and I feel ever so slightly wistful Blush. He’s got very big hands...

As sex dreams go, it was, erm, surprising. Certainly better than the time I had a sex dream about Gordon Brown. That was frankly disturbing.

Do I need therapy? Cast your vote here Grin

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Kapalika · 12/02/2021 16:58

Jeremy Clarkson. Was regretting the whole thing in my dream.

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KnitFastDieWarm · 12/02/2021 17:20

argh i draw the line at clarkson, very much so Shock

As a corrective, I once had a lovely dream about Dev Patel in his david copperfield waistcoat (swoon)

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KnitFastDieWarm · 12/02/2021 17:24

I’ve never had a sex dream about frank skinner, but in the interests of full disclosure, I’ve also had sex dreams about greg davies. clearly my subconscious has a thing for tall quiz show hosts.

My DH is 6ft 5 - perhaps i can get him to wear his reading glasses in bed? Grin

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TheVanguardSix · 12/02/2021 17:34

You could have therapy but it would probably be Pointless.

Just adding to the round of applause for this one. Grin

James Spader... Lord have mercy, yes.
The Beast I can kind of get, weirdly enough.
Jeremy Clarkson... I'd be hollering nonconsensual for that one.
Greg Davies... totally doable. Big hands I know you're the one.
Frank Skinner... I want to like this. I want to. But I can't.

Nobody knows him really on MN, I'm sure, but Sufjan Stevens, an American wonder was my recent sex dream about a week ago! I love his music... I now love him, wholly and completely, after my 21 gun salute of a sex dream about him. He's gorgeous anyway in real life, so it was too easy to dream about him.

HRHPP · 12/02/2021 17:38

I had a sex dream starring Robbie Coltrane.

He was a very skilled lover.

I have never looked at him in the same way again.

hiptobeasquare · 12/02/2021 17:39

Amazing sex dreams there can only be one: Alan Rickman. Grin

rbmilliner · 12/02/2021 17:45

Oh god - mines Denise Waterman and not in his minder days (even then Confused).
Thankfully it's was more along the lines of what could have been so not graphic images to live with but never less......

StColumbofNavron · 12/02/2021 18:43

I’m just watching the Not Going Out Pointless episode. Daisy is hilarious. I don’t even watch this programme.

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