To ask your most crippling put down from a child?

[PunkyPirate]

My daughter stuck her head in my crotch area this evening when we were sat in the sofa, sniffed deeply then went "Agghhhh... Mummma!! You stink! You need to remember to wash your foof!!!"

I was mortified!!! Admittedly, it was day 3/4 of wearing the same jeans! 🙈😂

I was once on a bus with 2yo DS. Sunlight was steaming through the window behind me, silhouetting my face. DS says, really loudly ‘mummy, you’ve got a beard and a moustache’

My niece when she was 3 was walking up the stairs behind me “I like your big bottom Auntie Monti”.

Pretty much all the kids at daycare when I pick my kid up “you have a baby in your belly” - no kids, he’s right here in the capsule! (3 months old now)

I don’t think it’s funny that the op’s minge stinks, and that she’s admitted it! I’m not “that person”, though. Kids are brutally honest and that’s why I like working with them so much!

Lovely child at the school I work on. Age 5. Gave me a cuddle then suddenly starting poking my tummy and squeezing it:
“Oooo it’s really soft.....oooo there’s lots of it...you’re really squashy....there’s more here”

One time I had a lovely massive spot on my face (why does this still happen in ya thirties?) a child came right up close and shouted “oh yucky you’re all spotty! Mummy says squeeze them - can I?” And he returned with a pair of classroom scissors!!!!

I think it’s a compliment when my 2 year old cuddles my tummy and says “squishy like a jelly!” It’s comfortable for him

@galaxy9

Why on earth does a light hearted post always have to turn into people slagging others off for hygiene or parenting. Are you not bored of being so negative all the time?

Well the subject of the post is a smelly fanny so what kind of replies did you expect to see?

I hate the woman shaming. Our cunts may well smell at bit like... well... cunts at the end of the day. It’s human. We don’t have to rush around washing jeans after every wear just in case - heavens above - we might have a faint muskiness in that area. It’s not like we go around thrusting our genitals up people’s noses.

My 7 year old nephew outside the church on the morning of my sister’s wedding “I wouldn’t wear that today. It really doesn’t suit you.”

It’s not like we go around thrusting our genitals up people’s noses.

"This is the ladies' changing room.....ladies have boobies."

Th - thanks.

@AtlasPine

I hate the woman shaming. Our cunts may well smell at bit like... well... cunts at the end of the day. It’s human. We don’t have to rush around washing jeans after every wear just in case - heavens above - we might have a faint muskiness in that area. It’s not like we go around thrusting our genitals up people’s noses.

I think the point is if you can smell it through your jeans you need to wash it.

@AtlasPine

I hate the woman shaming. Our cunts may well smell at bit like... well... cunts at the end of the day. It’s human. We don’t have to rush around washing jeans after every wear just in case - heavens above - we might have a faint muskiness in that area. It’s not like we go around thrusting our genitals up people’s noses.

You’re basically saying that the natural smell of a vulva is so strong if wafts through jeans you woman hater you.

Please can the genital smell thrusting that is peppering the conversation stop now it's making me feel a bit queasy

Dicks stink if they aren’t washed too, hth

Not an insult but when I was a TA and pregnant, one of the little girls in my class used to listen to my belly and insist “I can hear TWO babies in there!”
I knew I was only having one but it still freaked me out a bit xD

When I was working in a nursery a little girl came up to me with a picture and said, "look, I've drawn a picture of you. That's your big, fat bump and they're your big, fat legs!!" I replied, "well why don't you just be done with it and draw my big, fat tummy too?" She said, "well because you don't have a big, fat tummy just a big, fat bum and big, fat legs."

for the fanny fearers, maybe this might help?

Trying on bikinis in John Lewis. "What do you think dd (18 months)?" "No mummy, nooooo" (distressed look and wobbly lip).

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*bum not bump

@Stovetopespresso

Ah, you misunderstand me.

I LOVE fanny. Woman are beautiful and I like nothing more in the world than to be close up with the fanny.

3/4 days of the same jeans and an unwashed fanny? 🤮

Not my child, but a friends. I had recently lost 2 stone and was all dolled up ready to go out and feeling great. Dropped dd off at her friends and her younger sister ran over and patted my belly and said “when are you having your baby?”

God, I was crushed!

@Thomasina79 just what I was thinking; the funny put downs by our little ones are nothing compared to the ‘burns’ a moody teenager can spout! Yes, they are reprimanded.

@PunkyPirate

My daughter stuck her head in my crotch area this evening when we were sat in the sofa, sniffed deeply then went "Agghhhh... Mummma!! You stink! You need to remember to wash your foof!!!"

I was mortified!!! Admittedly, it was day 3/4 of wearing the same jeans! 🙈😂

And still people are insisting it’s ok to wear jeans for a week. Just get them washed!!