To ask your most crippling put down from a child?

[PunkyPirate]

My daughter stuck her head in my crotch area this evening when we were sat in the sofa, sniffed deeply then went "Agghhhh... Mummma!! You stink! You need to remember to wash your foof!!!"

I was mortified!!! Admittedly, it was day 3/4 of wearing the same jeans! 🙈😂

You look like a granny when you wear that. In the bin it went.

Just been reminded of a classic one from both my, ahem, apparently grown up children. Bought a pair of glasses for computer work to help my sore eyes, think sixties style, horn rimmed (ghastly I know but I wouldn’t wear them in public). Put them on for the first time, beavering away working, notice my two supposedly grown up children sniggering, turn around to find out what’s funny to be told I look like the librarian in Monsters Inc! Along with them making attempts at the voice too! Little fuckers, horrible kids they are! I haven’t worn them since!

Driving my daughter to nursery when she was about 3. We passed a mother pushing a buggy. Daughter said “You know, mummy, some mummies don’t work so they can spend time with their children”.
I cried the whole way to work!

@Bigbigbirfday

One of my children is autistic- there is no filter between brain and mouth usually, and sometimes if he likes the feel of a sound he will say it over and over again.

So we were at swimming and he announced to all the other parents in the changing room “Auntie Angela has round boobies but yours are like tubes. Long tubes. Long tube boobs. Long boobs like tubes, long boobs like tubes.” I swear that every woman in the room glanced over to check.

This is simply hilarious, sorry, I’m trying to be supportive!