To ask your most crippling put down from a child?

[PunkyPirate]

My daughter stuck her head in my crotch area this evening when we were sat in the sofa, sniffed deeply then went "Agghhhh... Mummma!! You stink! You need to remember to wash your foof!!!"

I was mortified!!! Admittedly, it was day 3/4 of wearing the same jeans! 🙈😂

I’m the owner of one and have visited a few and kicking off a pong through trousers is not normal 😂

I looked like Miss Crunchball, from Matilda.

although i told my dm she looked like a guineapig when I was quite young

Another one from my darling GD(14) we were looking at old photos and there were some of me in my teens, she says you were really pretty when you were young nan 😂

I very rarely wear make up, my then 4 year old saw me putting it in and when I was done said "wow mum, you were so UGLY before, now you're so pretty!!"

Can't believe the denial from people on here that their vagina has a smell.

It's ok. It's really is normal. Stop trying to perfume up women and natural odours.

If your vagina didn't have a natural smell, then how come your knickers will have a smell after every day of wearing them? They will have a smell even after an hour.

I'm not saying it is an unpleasant smell. I love mine. But it is a smell.

Think some women would bleach their foof than admit they have an aroma.

@snowisfallingallaroundus

Can't believe the denial from people on here that their vagina has a smell.

It's ok. It's really is normal. Stop trying to perfume up women and natural odours.

If your vagina didn't have a natural smell, then how come your knickers will have a smell after every day of wearing them? They will have a smell even after an hour.

I'm not saying it is an unpleasant smell. I love mine. But it is a smell.

Think some women would bleach their foof than admit they have an aroma.

Those floral-scented panty-liners have to be selling to someone!

@snowisfallingallaroundus

Can't believe the denial from people on here that their vagina has a smell.

It's ok. It's really is normal. Stop trying to perfume up women and natural odours.

If your vagina didn't have a natural smell, then how come your knickers will have a smell after every day of wearing them? They will have a smell even after an hour.

I'm not saying it is an unpleasant smell. I love mine. But it is a smell.

Think some women would bleach their foof than admit they have an aroma.

Not a smell that is noticeable and unpleasant through trousers! I don’t use febreze or whatever that shit people stick down there is called but this is still not normal

Yeah but it's part of the non stop denial of a woman's body. Shave everything, bleach your A hole and, god forbid, have a naturally smelling vagina.

I say go forth and smell

@snowisfallingallaroundus

Yeah but it's part of the non stop denial of a woman's body. Shave everything, bleach your A hole and, god forbid, have a naturally smelling vagina.

I say go forth and smell

I don’t do any of those things except have a normal smell, What OP describes is not normal no matter how you try and frame it 🤷‍♀️

I have individual eyelashes and get them infilled around every three weeks
During lockdown this obviously coudnt happen.
My five year told me ' mummy you look so much better with those spider legs on your eyes .. your eyes now look bold' 🤣🤦‍♀️

If someone has their head in your lap and says you smell, either your jeans need washing or your foof does
There's a natural smell and there's being smelly.

Vaginas have a smell to them
Same as armpits do. But if they're clean, they dont have an unpleasant one.

My DD said.. 'we are all like farm animals! I'm a sheep, baby sister is a lamb, daddy's a farmer.. and mummy is a big cow!'
When I tell you my OHs soul left his body he laughed so hard.
Also she sometimes stops me and OH mid sentence and says: you need to brush you teeth.

I don't know why my comment was deleted, I said basically the same as Fembot.

@smoothchange

I don't know why my comment was deleted, I said basically the same as Fembot.

Yes that’s weird 🧐

Biggest bottom whole wide world.. DS to me aged 3

Same child aged about 7 ...
Walks into bathroom, pops head round shower curtain looks me up and down.."Daddy was right" ...wombles off muttering " you do have it on the hottest setting" (phew)

Why don't you lock the bathroom for some privacy

woodhill 1 bathroom and small children who want the toilet the minute you are in there.. I gave up on privacy years ago!

We had a separate loo when mine were young fortunately but I would hide away as much as I could where possible

I was sitting on the bed with a towel round me having just got out the bath. “Mummy, you look like Maui from Moana”
I’m now on a diet.

Feel very queasy reading the title. Eww

Not the title, I ment the Op's first post. Still stand by my first comment