to want naked photos / painting of myself

[kellybrook]

before i look really old and haggard?
i have wanted for ages.
i still want.
i wonder how to go about it without
a) spending £10million
b) getting involved in the porn industry
c) ending up on the internet
d) being looked at on the internet by ds's teacher who i am convinced is the kind of man who gives his credit card to porn chat rooms.

answers please ladies!

i think i'd happily hand it up in my house if i felt gorgeous enough, ie, if there was sufficient cheating and air brushing to cover up my wobbles. yes, no prob. exceot if my dad came round, then I might have to hide it. Or my MIL? No, don't think so. She's shown me semi naked photos of her when she was young and that was copable with.

Wow, if I'd only known I could learn how to paint nudes just by watching porn I could have saved myself thousands in student loan fees getting my fine art degree....

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