only people whose family have had dogs going back fifteen generations are allowed to own a dog. people who have never had a dog before but would like one must adhere to strict rules:
you can’t buy from a breeder unless you have researched them for five years, passed a rigorous home check and been on a waiting list since 2003.
if you buy a dog by any other means you are a dog-hating, vociferous supporter of puppy farmers and shouldn’t be allowed to own a dog.
you COULD rescue a dog but are you sure you could cope with it? i don’t think you could, especially if you Don’t Understand Dogs Properly. you can’t Understand Dogs Properly unless you’ve owned at least four previous dogs, so don’t think a rescue dog is going to get you one any faster.
and nobody leaves their dogs alone for more than ten minutes a day without a dog-walker, family member or behaviourist stopping by.
batshit.