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The worst spelling mistake ever

146 replies

mymadpuppy · 24/01/2021 09:51

Someone had wrote to a friend on facebook and couldn't spell "I".....but rather "eye" instead.
Example....."Eye went to the shop" Shock

Now I don't normally care how people spell things, and I know it's none of my business but aibu to declare this the worst spelling mistake ever? It wasn't a typo either because "eye" instead of "I" is constantly used by this person.

OP posts:
dudsville · 24/01/2021 09:52

I get confused this way sometimes and am dyslexic. Could that be the reason?

DianaT1969 · 24/01/2021 10:05

I would guess this person is dyslexic. It's a shame that one of his/her friends hasn't discretely told them, but really as long as people can communicate, that's all that matters.
Lots of people make spelling and grammar mistakes.
For example in your OP, "someone had wrote" should be "someone had written". It's the Past Perfect tense. The Past Simple tense is "Someone wrote" but we understand you perfectly.
I would hate someone to go through my posts on MN. 😂 Riddled with typos and poor punctuation.

EdwardCullensBiteOnTheSide · 24/01/2021 10:10

Diana, I don't think I have terrible grammar, and I am rather good at spelling, but I have been pulled up several times on here for it, every time totally irrelevant to what I've actually written. Some people just like to be a dick!

Butterymuffin · 24/01/2021 10:13

Pubic for public is the worst typo / spelling mistake ever. And even running spell check won't save you.

Maybe your Facebook person used to be in De La Soul?

EspressoExpresso · 24/01/2021 10:15

Clearly you've never typo'd "kind regards" as "kind retards" when emailing a disability charity to enquire about hiring their hydro pool Blush

jamesfailedmarshmallows · 24/01/2021 10:16

Are you sure that isn't a regional 'cool' variant? I've noticed where I am lots of people of social media use mi for my. Not really sure why, it's not as if it's shorter.

In a death column once in the local paper a dearly departed loved one was "residing in the safe arse of Jesus". I'm sure whoever typed that up got into a lot of trouble.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 24/01/2021 10:17

A few years ago, I was marking essays on theories of criminal punishment. One student talked about ‘penile’ institutions all through her essay.

I now teach infants. I still get a childish urge to snigger at the standard misspelling of ‘come’.

CottonSock · 24/01/2021 10:17

@espressoExpresso I can't beat that!

I did once email my professor Brian and called him Brain. He loved it.

SummerBlondey · 24/01/2021 10:20

And yet..... you used the word "wrote", when it should have been "written" Wink

ichundich · 24/01/2021 10:21

"had wrote, OP 🤔?

Topseyt · 24/01/2021 10:23

Your own OP should read either "someone wrote" or "someone had written" to the friend. "Had wrote" is incorrect.

I hear what you say about eye instead of I though.

ilovesooty · 24/01/2021 10:25

I once received some information telling me that the person had spent their childhood in Barbados when it should have read Barnados. It was really very pertinent to the work.

WhatsYourNameMan · 24/01/2021 10:28

I once wrote in an email to a urologist 'I apologise for any incontinence this may have caused' Grin

StillCoughingandLaughing · 24/01/2021 10:29

I remember once there was an argument on a forum I used years ago, with someone telling another poster she was obviously bone idle. Unfortunately he’d spelled it ‘idol’, as in ‘Pop Idol’. I just kept picturing nervous tibias and fibulas in an audition room begging Simon Cowell to be allowed to try a second song.

Arobase · 24/01/2021 10:29

Are you sure it's not an affectation rather than a mistake?

LApprentiSorcier · 24/01/2021 10:30

In-joke perhaps?

Cairnterrorist · 24/01/2021 10:31

@mymadpuppy

Someone had wrote to a friend on facebook and couldn't spell "I".....but rather "eye" instead. Example....."Eye went to the shop" Shock

Now I don't normally care how people spell things, and I know it's none of my business but aibu to declare this the worst spelling mistake ever? It wasn't a typo either because "eye" instead of "I" is constantly used by this person.

Love that when you’re criticising someone else there’s a glaring mistake in your op.
Looneytune253 · 24/01/2021 10:31

Someone I know always writes the smorning instead of this morning. She must've seen it written elsewhere in her life to realise??

Topseyt · 24/01/2021 10:32

In adeath column once in the local paper a dearly departed loved one was "residing in the safe arse of Jesus". I'm sure whoever typed that up got into a lot of trouble

🤣🤣🤣

I rather like that one.

CantBeAssed · 24/01/2021 10:33

I couldnt care less how people spell so long as i understand whats being said...

CecilyP · 24/01/2021 10:33

It is actually a very odd spelling mistake which I doubt has anything to do with dyslexia. Everyone would have learned to spell I, and have used it several times long before they ever learned to spell 'eye' and used it. They would also have read it way more times - isn't it one of the 12 most commonly used words? It's not so much the worst spelling mistake but certainly the most bizarre. I'm tending to agree with the poster who thought it was deliberate.

Musmerian · 24/01/2021 10:34

@DianaT1969 - while we’re at it you mean discreetly- as in subtly, not discretely which means something entirely different.

Trisolaris · 24/01/2021 10:36

I once wrote that about my ‘Master of Arse’ as a typo on a CV once.

Luckily I caught it before I sent it out but it did amuse me!

(Might have got me some better job offers you never know 😉)

rainbowhamster · 24/01/2021 10:38

I saw Christmas "reefs" advertised on fb. They were lovely actually, felt really bad no one had told her they were wreaths! Felt too awkward to do it myself though.

Azerothi · 24/01/2021 10:44

That isn't the worst spelling mistake ever. Not by a long, long way.

Just one awful example out of many today during the course of my work.

Sityashun.