To wonder wtf is wrong with my subconscious (celebrity sex dream)

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I have just woken up at 4am (on my birthday) from a dream about shagging Jonathan Davies, of all people. Of all the people my subconscious could have chosen. Here he is for anyone not a fan of 80s/90s Welsh rugby.

Has anyone's subconscious done a worse job of picking a celebrity sex partner?

My most wtf one was Bunk from The Wire 😆 One of my better experiences was with Gordon Ramsay, he's surprisingly popular isn't he!

@SinisterBumFacedCat

Op come on, that update was just another dream. Wasn’t it...

I only wish it was.

Derek (Mavis' from coronation street husband), years ago but still disturbing. Mark Corrigan from Peep Show, more recently.

Priti Patel - only one dream, I woke feeling so guilty, I mean I do think she's quite attractive, but her bloody morals and personality strip her of any attraction. My subconscious must obviously have less concerns however.

I love a sex dream, wish you could just order them up, I'm not fussy who it is (in my dreams) but yes, often they are crap shags which is a massive disappointment!

These are all hilarious. I'm envious of your dreams. (Well, maybe not some of them!) I have sex dreams v rarely. My best was Prince when I was a teenager.

Is it Johnathan Davies the rugby player? If so, Welsh rugby types are well represented, tho maybe not as much as Gordon.

@ShowOfHands

I've never had a sex dream but did dream once that David Mitchell - whom I adore - took me on a sightseeing trip round Cambridge. He held my hand and whilst on a punt, leaned in to kiss me. He was trembling. I fricking woke up! It was the most romantic thing to never happen to me.

I quite recently had a dream where David Mitchell and I had made a deal that I could take Victoria Coren (his wife) on holiday and sleep with her, so long as I had sex with David Mitchell first. Unfortunately, woke up before I got to go on holiday so it was just a dream of very bad foreplay and sex with David Mitchell.

I've only ever had three celebrity sex dreams. One when I was a teenager, about Jarvis Cocker, one about five years ago with Matthew MacFadyen, and then one the other week about Julian Norton, the Yorkshire Vet 😂 As far as I can remember, Jarvis was a bit shy, Matthew was very gentlemanly, and Julian was extremely well-endowed but kept going floppy. I'd like to try the Hot Duke next, if my subconscious doesn't mind, thanks ever so.

@Noornie 😂 Voldemort 😂

Blippi made me LOL too! My son loves him 😂

@Ringsender2

These are all hilarious. I'm envious of your dreams. (Well, maybe not some of them!) I have sex dreams v rarely. My best was Prince when I was a teenager.

Is it Johnathan Davies the rugby player? If so, Welsh rugby types are well represented, tho maybe not as much as Gordon.

It was the 80s/90s player and now pundit. Not the one who's playing at the moment.

@MissingLinker that sounds the perfect dream. I'd love to go on holiday with Victoria, she's brilliant and hilarious but I don't want to sleep with her, just play poker and piss about.