To wonder wtf is wrong with my subconscious (celebrity sex dream)

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I have just woken up at 4am (on my birthday) from a dream about shagging Jonathan Davies, of all people. Of all the people my subconscious could have chosen. Here he is for anyone not a fan of 80s/90s Welsh rugby.

Has anyone's subconscious done a worse job of picking a celebrity sex partner?

Mine was the taller one from the Hairy Bikers. It was pretty good.

Then I hit the jackpot with Pierce Brosnan.

Ah my most memorable sex dream ever was Chris Isaak.

I will never forget it as long as I live

Chris Tarrant for me. I'm sure he's a lovely bloke but why can't I dream shag Dave Grohl or Rod Stewart? Why does it have to be Chris bloody Tarrant? In my dream I really really fancied him too.

I had a sex dream about the kid entertainer Blippi. I win.

@ShinyMe

Jonathan Davies is nice. He's funny and kind and smiles a lot, I think you could do much worse.

This thread does have some much worse experiences, that's for sure. I find him a bit annoying irl (although with great respect for him as a player and all round rugby god) but he was completely irresistible in the dream.

Thoughts and prayers with @Westfacing

I give you Cliff Richard!

Sigh.....

My subconscious once served up a steamy dream with Chris Evans - the radio DJ NOT Captain America.

However, it did once also serve up a most delicious night with Brad Pitt as well as a rather lovely one involving Aidan Turner AND Charlie Hunnam. So I find I can now forgive it almost anything

Al Murray as the Pub Landlord I couldn't look at him for weeks. And I really enjoyed myself 😳

Mine wasn't long ago, a couple of weeks
It was Ronnie Barker, I'm young enough to have been his granddaughter

I remember a very memorable one from my teens with Ross Kemp. I had fantasies of marrying him after that

Adrian Chiles.

I had a huge crush on David Tennant at the time, as it was back when he was The Doctor. But oh no, my subconscious chose to have me snogging Adrian Chiles instead (thankfully it stopped there, especially as in my dream we were outside my DS's school)

I never have sex dreams! Kinda intimate ones, like having a bath with Keanu reeves, which was awesome obviously.
Dave grohl has also featured, but we were best mates despite my chronic pining for the man!
Every now and then my bloody ex pops up. Wtf brain?!

Mine was about Joey Essex predominantly, wearing a one sided thong! 😂

@NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs

Mine wasn't long ago, a couple of weeks It was Ronnie Barker, I'm young enough to have been his granddaughter

I remember a very memorable one from my teens with Ross Kemp. I had fantasies of marrying him after that

Ronnie Barker!!

Ronnie Barker Oh that's fab!

Ha! Ronnie Barker

I've never had a sex dream but did dream once that David Mitchell - whom I adore - took me on a sightseeing trip round Cambridge. He held my hand and whilst on a punt, leaned in to kiss me. He was trembling. I fricking woke up! It was the most romantic thing to never happen to me.

There are some hilarious ones on here, Cliff Richard??

Gavin from Gabin and Stacey - he was amazing 😆😆

@Westfacing

I can hardly bear to admit mine: pregnant by Louis Walsh and twice intimate with Donald Trump.

Thoughts and prayers...

Mine is Gordon Ramsey. Started when I was pregnant a couple of times and I've dream shagged him since. It's always amazing but in real life I'm like

Feel embarrassed if I see him on TV

I've been having a great few sex dreams lately, evidently Chris Evans (Cap America)
You lucky, lucky bitch please tell me he lived up to his leaked insta picture

Mine was Ed Sheeran FFS!

NotExactly and was it a good night from him?

I have had David Cameron and Boris Johnson, I’m really hoping John Major isn’t next.

My subconscious must hate me as the worst one I had was Voldemort.

@EmberElftree I’ve also had the Ramsey dream!! Since then I’ve found him weirdly attractive when I see him on TV