To wonder wtf is wrong with my subconscious (celebrity sex dream)

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I have just woken up at 4am (on my birthday) from a dream about shagging Jonathan Davies, of all people. Of all the people my subconscious could have chosen. Here he is for anyone not a fan of 80s/90s Welsh rugby.

Has anyone's subconscious done a worse job of picking a celebrity sex partner?

My awful exhusband once dreamt he was shagging Margaret Thatcher. They deserved each other.

That's your subconscious giving you a birthday present!

Happy birthday 🥳

Piers Morgan

He was shit in bed as well

Well I do feel a bit better now. JD is 2 inches shorter than me, a few years older and probably at least a stone lighter, but at least he's not Piers Morgan or Margaret Thatcher

I had a whole series of anti sex dreams where I'd turn people down who not only wanted sex but we're professing their undying love!!! Eg Dave Grohl

@StillDumDeDumming

I had a whole series of anti sex dreams where I'd turn people down who not only wanted sex but we're professing their undying love!!! Eg Dave Grohl

With a subconscious like this you don't need enemies.

You turned down Dave Grohl? Your subconscious has serious problems.

It was particularly memorable because Dave Grohl was so upset He promised to wait for me if I ever left now ex dp!

It happens on consecutive nights too (though not for a few years) and so I used to go to bed quite giddily looking forward to who it might be tonight!

Thankfully my brain hit abort before the sex happened but it was ..... Chris de burgh

I dunno. My subconscious chose to let me dream about Henry Caville tonight. But not saucily - I dreamt that Henry was making a little film for his social media about going to the toilet for a wee in the middle of the night. Because that’s what I needed to do and it was the last dream in an increasingly desperate series of wee dreams designed to wake me up.

If you were talking about Jonathan Davies of Korn then I'd be saying there's nothing wrong with your subconscious.

@banivani

I dunno. My subconscious chose to let me dream about Henry Caville tonight. But not saucily - I dreamt that Henry was making a little film for his social media about going to the toilet for a wee in the middle of the night. Because that’s what I needed to do and it was the last dream in an increasingly desperate series of wee dreams designed to wake me up.

😂 Oh I'd be so cross if I dreamed about him and that was all he did.

OP did you see the Greg Davies sex dream thread recently? Lots of people - myself included - posted jealous little rants in there about dreaming about climbing celebs like a cat up a scratching pole only to wake up feeling utterly repulsed. For the record, mine was Jeremy Clarkson. The shame, the shame...

@banivani

I dunno. My subconscious chose to let me dream about Henry Caville tonight. But not saucily - I dreamt that Henry was making a little film for his social media about going to the toilet for a wee in the middle of the night. Because that’s what I needed to do and it was the last dream in an increasingly desperate series of wee dreams designed to wake me up.

I've been having a great few sex dreams lately, evidently Chris Evans (Cap America) and the duke from Bridgerton have made an appearance. I'm hoping for a round 2 with both

Boris Johnson! Must be because he is on tv every day .

Oh dear, I was going to say Jeremy Clarkson was my worst nightmare until Boris Johnson's name came up. I am actually having quite fond thoughts about Jonathan Davies now.

Thanks @Gliblet I will have a look for that.

And Chris de Bleurgh

Oh God, mine is Tony Soprano.

The worst part about it, is my best friend and I were in NY for a holiday, and sharing a hotel bed! I confessed in the morning, and she has never let me forget it.

Mines Greg Davis from taskmaster but it must be because I watch that before I go to bed.
Boris Johnson.....that’s more a nightmare my heart goes out to you 🤣

I met Jonathan Davies in Macdonalds back in the day when he was still playing and got his autograph. He was very nice 😂

Mine was Rod Stewart. I'm no particular fan but it was FANTASTIC. I was on a high for days.

Jonathan Davies is nice. He's funny and kind and smiles a lot, I think you could do much worse.

I can hardly bear to admit mine: pregnant by Louis Walsh and twice intimate with Donald Trump.

@Westfacing

I can hardly bear to admit mine: pregnant by Louis Walsh and twice intimate with Donald Trump.

@whereismormonjesus me too with Piers Morgan 🤮 except he was fantastic! So realistic I feel weird watching him on TV now!