To wonder wtf is wrong with my subconscious (celebrity sex dream)

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I have just woken up at 4am (on my birthday) from a dream about shagging Jonathan Davies, of all people. Of all the people my subconscious could have chosen. Here he is for anyone not a fan of 80s/90s Welsh rugby.

Has anyone's subconscious done a worse job of picking a celebrity sex partner?

@HerbErtlinger I have laughed so so much at the Blippi sex dream. I’m a little terrified it might happen to me with the amount it’s on in this house!

I had to google Blippi, OMG

Gordon Ramsay - I don't think he's particularly attractive but there is definitely something about him, so understand that one.

I'd love a sex dream ! With anyone

@Fauchelevant

NotExactly and was it a good night from him?

I have had David Cameron and Boris Johnson, I’m really hoping John Major isn’t next.

It was!!!

Mine aren’t terrible but they tend to be celebrities that weren’t on my radar at all and I just think where did you come from?
I had a full on affair one night with Jonathan Rhys Meyer, quite intense and pervy! For about 24 hours afterwards I kept secretly googling him then I got over it. Another one was Matthew Goode, he was a bit mediocre in bed but he kept telling me he loved me. Both good looking blokes but I don’t fancy them. I had a great dream about Jarvis Cocker. No one awful yet.
I did once dream that I had to shag a freelancer at our company who everyone hated, he was rude and a lot older than me. I was called aside by my boss and he was very apologetic but said the freelancer had insisted on it and if he left the company would fold!

@Fauchelevant at was it a good night from him.
This thread is so funny.

@TheCap

I've been having a great few sex dreams lately, evidently Chris Evans (Cap America) You lucky, lucky bitch please tell me he lived up to his leaked insta picture

Mine was Ed Sheeran FFS!

Haha I may have seen the picture you're referring too and yes, yes he did. Waiting for our second round Umm was Ed good? he plays guitar so skilled hands I'd imagine

@Doingitaloneandproud Now I'm even more jealous - that photo was GLORIOUS!
To my eternal shame Ed was amazing but a bit boyish

Mine was Greg Davies too @Catty1720 !! But even more bizarrely Martin Lewis came in and told us to stop what we were doing.

@ShinyMe

Jonathan Davies is nice. He's funny and kind and smiles a lot, I think you could do much worse.

And he’s got a really dry sense of humour too.

@IsThisNameTaken that’s hilarious we’re you cheating on Martin Lewis with Greg?? 🤣

[quote Catty1720]@IsThisNameTaken that’s hilarious we’re you cheating on Martin Lewis with Greg?? 🤣[/quote]
He didn't seem jealous, just genuinely outraged at what we were doing

I was having an intense passionate affair with Lee Mack until his wife found out or I woke up.

Years ago I dreamt that I was being passionately and relentlessly pursued by Bill Clinton. It was incredibly flattering. I woke up before anything happened though.

I love that someone shagged Ronnie Barker in their dreams. Ronnie Barker!

@HerbErtlinger

I had a sex dream about the kid entertainer Blippi. I win.

I had to Google. He looks like my ex husband 😳

I had a nocturnal orgasm once with Gene Simmons(Kiss band member).
He bent me over a farm fence. Ooer! Wouldn't rate him in real life.
Another n/o was with Sylvester Stallone. Woke up with a smile on my face I can tell you.

UPDATE: I told some of my family (DSis and adult DNs) about my Jonathan Davies dream, only so I could tell them about the "pregnant by Louis Walsh" PP and of course Ronnie Barker, which I had been laughing at all morning. Haha, funny story, much hilarity over the group whatsapp.

Then this evening we had a zoom, bit out of the blue but they said they wanted to wish me happy birthday. Anyway all very nice until someone shares their screen and up pops... 😱Jonathan himself. They had got him to film a happy birthday message for me. And he mentions the dream 😳

Never share your sex dreams in real life people. My toes are still curled up. (I have to say he was looking good in the video though.)

I never have dreams where I shag a celebrity! But I’ve dreamt my husband has on quite a few occasions. Just last night he was shagging Sophie Ellis-Bextor (he moved her in to our house and everything!). But the most memorable was the time he naffed off only to be located in a public toilet having a casual counter with the singer Usher.

He just switches off when I start telling him about my dreams now.

@Catty1720

Mines Greg Davis from taskmaster but it must be because I watch that before I go to bed. Boris Johnson.....that’s more a nightmare my heart goes out to you 🤣

Apparently Boris Johnson has a very large penis.

Alan Carr was amazing

Wow he sounds like a good sport OP! What a nice thing to do.

Voldemort! 😂😂😂
I’m slightly comforted to hear other people have had Boris Johnson sex dreams, I’ve had three! The funniest moment was turning up at number 10 and Dominic Cummings was all nonchalant with his feet up on a table, saying ‘Oh, you’re here for the affair’ 😂
I also had a dream a couple of days after my daughter was born that my husband left me for Katy Perry. I woke up (v sleep deprived!) and sobbed in his arms saying ‘Don’t leave me for Katy Perry!’ and he kept saying ‘Sweetheart, I don’t even know who that is!’

Op come on, that update was just another dream. Wasn’t it...

These are brilliant, I'm pissing myself laughing at Blippi 😂