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Shag, marry, avoid

72 replies

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 21:49

I’m bored 😩and fed up of feeling scared/stressed/anxious etc etc

Shag: Gordan
Marry:Gino
Avoid:Fred-French dude..seems lovely tho! But would rather shag Gordan (this is probably controversial) and marry Gino because he’s fun & fit

Yours?

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SameToo · 14/01/2021 21:53

Sorry you’re feeling anxious. Who are these people?

Cuntitinthebin · 14/01/2021 21:54

I don't know who Fred is but I wouldn't shag Gordon because he'd probably call me a "fucking lazy bitch" or something.

Cliff1975 · 14/01/2021 21:56

shag gino
Marry gordon
Avoid fred

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 21:57

Marry Fred (he's the least worst choice)
Shag Gordon (as quickly as possible)
Avoid Gino as he burgled Paul Young's house and took his guitar collection.

yellowmelon · 14/01/2021 21:57

You're all wrong! Marry Fred, shag Gino and definitely avoid Gordon!

YouBoughtMeAWall · 14/01/2021 21:58

Shag:Gino
Marry:Fred
Avoid:Gordon

YouBoughtMeAWall · 14/01/2021 21:59

@yellowmelon

You're all wrong! Marry Fred, shag Gino and definitely avoid Gordon!
Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 21:59

I don't want to shag the burglar!

borntohula · 14/01/2021 21:59

@Cuntitinthebin

I don't know who Fred is but I wouldn't shag Gordon because he'd probably call me a "fucking lazy bitch" or something.
There are some who would shag Gordon on that basis. 😄
cupofteaplease1 · 14/01/2021 22:02

I'd marry Gordon because hopefully then I'd get multiple shags from him and he could cook for me Grin, shag Fred, avoid Gino I don't mind him but I'd find him too much I think!

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:02

@borntohula 🤣
I definitely couldn’t marry him though, can you imagine living with him, day in, day out

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borntohula · 14/01/2021 22:03

Should do one for politicians...

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:03

@Sparklingbrook 🤣

That was truly awful, but that aside 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

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borntohula · 14/01/2021 22:04

@Pritiisprettyawful I bet his wife has posted about him on here at least once. Grin

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:04

I reckon Gordan might be good in the sack.. 🤔

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Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:04

[quote Pritiisprettyawful]@Sparklingbrook 🤣

That was truly awful, but that aside 😬🤷🏻‍♀️[/quote]
Paul Young is such a nice man. How could he? Sad

If we are talking TV chefs I quite like James Martin though.

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:05

@borntohula 😂Definitely, she must be one strong woman

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TheRaccoon · 14/01/2021 22:05

Shag Gordon
Marry Fred
Avoid Gino (he gives me major heebs)

yearinyearout · 14/01/2021 22:05

Shag Gordon, marry Gino, avoid Fred.

hazandduck · 14/01/2021 22:06

@Pritiisprettyawful

I reckon Gordan might be good in the sack.. 🤔
Agreed. All that passion. I love these three. I wouldn’t want to avoid any! Threesome with Gino and Fred. Marry Gordon :)
Bluntness100 · 14/01/2021 22:07

Shag and marry Gordon.

Am sorry I’d need to avoid the other two, Gino gives me rhe creeps

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:07

@Sparklingbrook I know 😞he is a lovely man, I find it hard to connect him doing that, he seems so lovely 🤷🏻‍♀️

James Martin..really 😬

Or how about Lisa whatsits hubby, he definitely has something about him (again, possibly controversial) they have strong chemistry between them
John torode!

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Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:09

Urgh no not John Torode-it gets worse!

Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:10

Am surprised Gordan is quite popular, although get the sexy thing

Shocked people find Gino creepy 😮I mean, the burgulary thing, yes. But, ‘Creepy’ in what way 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:11

@Sparklingbrook 😂🤣Don’t you think they have great chemistry though? She’s gorgeous, he must have something going for him.

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