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Shag, marry, avoid

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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 21:49

I’m bored 😩and fed up of feeling scared/stressed/anxious etc etc

Shag: Gordan
Marry:Gino
Avoid:Fred-French dude..seems lovely tho! But would rather shag Gordan (this is probably controversial) and marry Gino because he’s fun & fit

Yours?

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IhateBoswell · 14/01/2021 22:13

Oh God, I’d willingly shag Gordon 😬
Marry Fred, avoid Gino.

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:14

Is this creepy enough for you? Bleurgh.

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:15

[quote Pritiisprettyawful]@Sparklingbrook 😂🤣Don’t you think they have great chemistry though? She’s gorgeous, he must have something going for him.[/quote]
No, I think they are really irritating the pair of them-especially when they are doing cooking together.

YouBoughtMeAWall · 14/01/2021 22:16

@Sparklingbrook

Is this creepy enough for you? Bleurgh.
Shock

Eeew

TheDogsMother · 14/01/2021 22:17

Marry Fred
Shag Gino
Avoid Gordon

Bluntness100 · 14/01/2021 22:18

John torrode looks a bit slobbery, I think he’s punching with Lisa Faulkner to be honest, she’s really pretty and seems fairly normal.

Gregg Wallace, something about his meeting young women on Twitter and marrying rhem is a bit disturbing. I’m not sure what his current wife does or did, I’m not sure it’s much to be honest. It’s all a bit weird that his in laws moved in too. It seems none of them work.

Gordon is likely the sort to hit on anything with a pulse. But I still would 😂

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 14/01/2021 22:19

Shag Gordon
Marry Fred
Avoid Gino

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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:20

@Sparklingbrook I wouldn’t say creepy, naff and a bit silly perhaps 🤷🏻‍♀️

They are annoying together, but there’s chemistry there!

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Mamascoven · 14/01/2021 22:20

Shag Gordon
Marry Fred - I can imagine him being an amazing husband
Avoid Gino - Agree with pp's that he is creepy

LetMeGoohooohooho · 14/01/2021 22:21

Avoid Gino all day long. Irritating × 1000

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:21

[quote Pritiisprettyawful]@Sparklingbrook I wouldn’t say creepy, naff and a bit silly perhaps 🤷🏻‍♀️

They are annoying together, but there’s chemistry there![/quote]
Naaah-creepy and a bit WTF.

As for LF & JT it's good you can see chemistry as they are married and everything but I can't watch them. Grin

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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:22

@Bluntness100 Oh no, not Greg Wallace
Gordan is hot really, isn’t he

Torode is punching with Lisa 100% though and slobbery, yes, that’s a good description 🤣

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sabrinathemiddleagewitch · 14/01/2021 22:23

Marry Gordon
Shag Fred
Avoid Gino

I think Gino would be a good night out drinking buddy

Staffy1 · 14/01/2021 22:23

Marry Gordon, he comes across as a good hubby, talks nicely about his wife and stands up for her.
Avoid the other two as I have never heard of Fred and am put off by the whole burglary thing by the other one.

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:25

Can we have some better choices? Neither of those original three in the OP do anything much for me!

Bluntness100 · 14/01/2021 22:29

@Sparklingbrook

Can we have some better choices? Neither of those original three in the OP do anything much for me!
Who would you like?

I’d defo have Gordon.

What about Marcus wearing?

I did used to think he was attractive, but now his unmoving mullet hair cut I’m finding quite a turn off,,,😃

NoProblem123 · 14/01/2021 22:32

Marry lovely Fred, he’s got such nice manners

Shag naughty Gordon although he’d probably tell me to grow a pair Confused

Avoid the rat-murdering, guitar stealing Gino.

I would also swop the lot for James Martin (preferably from the bandanna-wearing years)

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:34

@Bluntness100 I think I'll just have a threesome with the Hairy Bikers-they seem fun. Grin

Simon Rimmer-I like him!

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 22:36

@NoProblem123

Marry lovely Fred, he’s got such nice manners

Shag naughty Gordon although he’d probably tell me to grow a pair Confused

Avoid the rat-murdering, guitar stealing Gino.

I would also swop the lot for James Martin (preferably from the bandanna-wearing years)

Here you go. No bandana, but no anything really. Grin
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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:45

Not James Martin 🙈too much jewellery, he’s always in necklaces and bracelets 🤷🏻‍♀️

Simon rimmer is lovely, but I’m not sure shaggable (sp)

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Pritiisprettyawful · 14/01/2021 22:46

We forgot Jamie Oliver..! Seems very lovely, but again, not in ‘That’ way 🤷🏻‍♀️

I keep thinking about Gordon now 🤣

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Bluntness100 · 14/01/2021 22:49

[quote Sparklingbrook]@Bluntness100 I think I'll just have a threesome with the Hairy Bikers-they seem fun. Grin

Simon Rimmer-I like him![/quote]
The hairy bikers, were at cornbury festival two years ago, and mingling in rhe crowd watching the bands, (they had done a lunch catering thing).

I saw the little one, not the big one, and trust me you wouldn’t. He looks really quite elderly in real life. Much older than his age, I think it’s his hair ans stature. And he was with a younger taller woman. I don’t think it was his wife, so not sure if just friends or she was working with them.

My husband saw the other one , the big one. And said he was also wandering around with a different younger woman. All a bit weird as wasn’t their partners. But in both instances it was just the man and the woman, wandering round together.

BrokenCrown · 14/01/2021 22:49

@yellowmelon

You're all wrong! Marry Fred, shag Gino and definitely avoid Gordon!
Spot on!
MagicMatilda · 14/01/2021 22:50

Marry - Fred
Shag - Gino
Avoid - Gordon

FlyMyPrettiesFly · 14/01/2021 22:51

I cannot abide Gino. Do not get the appeal, smug and terminally unfunny.