DP takes phone into the bathroom for his morning dump which usually lasts about 20 min.
Because it's the morning, I've had coffee and water obviously, maybe once every three mornings I REALLY need to go for a wee but cant because hes pissing around having a slow motion shit while watching YouTube videos or whatever he does on there.
I'm not asking for solutions because I know what those are. I just think it would never occur to me to have a 20 minute dump in the morning when theres only one toilet. As in it would just always be at the back of my mind that theres another person here who might also need to use the toilet.
I'm sure I'll have loads of cool girl posters waxing lyrical about their morning rituals but honestly back on planet reality I've only seen men do this
As an aside I dont understand why you would want to sit in your own fumes for 20 min, unless it's a 20 min build up to the "big event"