What common things can you not relate to?

[Lockdowner35]

I would say
Drinking
Holidays abroad

Steak, don’t like it never will.

Any Xmas lights that’s aren’t
A - matching
B - tasteful
C - warm & twinkling

Also:
Contouring is weird
People’s obsession with eyebrows
‘Professional’ Instagram accounts

@CorianderBee

Phone calls. Fucking hate them.

Can't stand them either!

Lip fillers
Big black eyebrows
Clubs/clubbing
Dogs

Foreign holidays for the sake of it
What does this mean ? Doesn't everyone go on holiday.. for the sake of going on holiday? or do you mean just picking somewhere random in the moment as opposed to place you've been longing to go to?

Fake tan
fake nails
false eyelashes
tattoos
drinking alcohol
smoking
drugs
benign small talk
the feel of velvet
anyone (except kids and my OH) invading my personal space
personal contact (hugs/kisses - again OH and kids are an exception)
treatments like massage, aromatherapy etc
spas
swimming
oversharing on social media ("DH is my rock", "Happy Birthday to the most wonderful man"...)
selfies

....the list is endless (but then I'm autistic)

Carefully planned weddings. I eloped because I couldn't face it.

Telly ! I never ever watch the telly 🤣
Can not remember the last time I have sat and watched a tv programme on anything including netflix etc
I can not even sit through a film.

I strongly agree with half on here. I strongly disagree with half on here. And I doubt very much anyone cares which is which😂😂

Heels
Festivals
Theatre
Chopsticks
Long nails
Rugby
Sushi

Those who describe themselves as a 'good laugh, me' (usually anything but)

Ditto those who proclaim ' I say what I think, I tell it like it is ' (usually plain thick and rude)

James Bond - anything
Dr Who - anything

Musicals
Circus's
'Shows'

'Cheeky' anything....gin, wine, line of coke ..

Strictly is a pile of boring shit, and Love Island is an embarrassment to humanity.

Oh - one more

people who describe a piece of clothing as 'fun'
lost count of the times a sales assistant usually in boutiquey type shop waves aloft a ra ra type skirt or frilly/emblazoned top, and tells me what 'fun' she thinks it is....wasted on me as can't imagine i seem to be someone who is wanting a 'fun' garment

Disney
Tanning (both grandmothers had skin cancer)
Teeth bleaching

People who are continually glued to their phones, day and night. they go to the pubs with a phone stuck by them. they eat out with friends or family, with a phone on the table.

People who describe themselves as 'bubbly'.. I mean what the fuck does that mean actually ??

The man on the ASDA advert and his ruddy family make my blood boil.

Stupid eyebrows that make the wearer look as thick as fuck.

Apologies for the swearing.

Carpeting (unsanitary)
Long nails (Ditto)
High heels
Being told to take off shoes indoors(Don’t want to run/make feet of tights dirty)
Social media
Elf on the self
Pink toys for girls
Barbie
Noisy plastic toys with too many details
Not allowing children to skip grades
Gaming
Gambling
Having children out of marriage
Having big white wedding after becoming a mom
Buying a puppy without seeing mum and the rest of the litter
Professional sports and huge salaries for pro athletes
American football
Cheerleading
Social promotion
Vegans

Not bathing daily
Gray squirrels
Not removing screaming children from shops/libraries/church
Disliking cats
Wearing underthings, shirts, and socks/tights/leggings more than once
Jumpsuits
Not wearing petticoat/slip with skirts or dresses
Pencil skirts
Jeans
Harrods
Curated sandwiches

Teetotalism
Babies
Children
Groups of friends who seem to exist for no other reason to fall out, bitch all over social media about it, and revel in the drama
99% of the absolute tripe on terrestrial TV, Strictly, Eastenders, etc
Family who seem to believe I owe them a relationship simply because we're family
Mayonnaise on pre-packed sandwiches. Just stop it.
People who live on the vile coffee served up in the likes of Starbucks, who can't seem to go anywhere or do anything without one of those disposable cups in their mitt. You don't 'like coffee', you are addicted to utter piss and wouldn't know decent coffee if you were drowned in it.
And yes, attention-whore social media platforms, so Insta, Tik-Tok etc. Just no idea what attracts people to them in the first place, unless it's pure unadulterated ego.

Sending/giving cards to people you see regularly.

Camping

Social media like Facebook, twitter etc.

People who want to analyse/discuss fictional TV shows after or during watching them. Why would you try to guess what might happen to the fictional characters in future episodes. ITS NOT REAL!

"Talent" shows, like xfactor, the voice, strictly come dancing, the masked singer or whatever its called absolute mind numbing drivel.

Posting pictures of yourself online

Competitive sport, especially ones that involve people chasing/kicking/hitting a ball.

Selfies
Fakebook
Sadface hospital selfies
Fake I'm Asleep Selfies

Cringe-ola.

Veganism

People who are anti hunting but eat meat and wear leather

Wearing high heels (they hurt)

Earrings (they hurt)

False eyelashes (they look hilarious)

Jeans (uncomfortable)

Hosting large parties. One thing I enjoy about lockdown is not having to cook for 15 people and make my house spotless!