What common things can you not relate to?

[Lockdowner35]

I would say
Drinking
Holidays abroad

Gravy.

Parents who complain about their kids constantly and assume everyone finds their children difficult.

Yes to animal print clothes! Why?

Skiing
Saunas
Dogs
Spas/'treatments'
Beer
AI holidays
Makeup
Leather sofas (be they real or fake)
Carpets
Mayonnaise
Fake tan
Tattoos
Liberal use of bleach in cleaning
Houses with an ensuite in pretty much every bedroom

Hot tubs
The sea
Siblings

Botox and lip fillers, cosmetic surgery generally
Karaoke
Cocktails
Ridiculously expensive designer handbags
Gin

Watching TV

Alcohol = fun/loosening up
Pets
Tomato soup
Washing kids daily
People who launder and clean daily
Meal planning (I just go with what's available in fridge)
Highly organised parents with highly organised children schedules and full on activities
Birthday cards
Black tie events and formal dinners
Dinner parties
Beach resort and villa holidays Tea
Baking
Obsession with becoming a mum and being a perfect one

Agree re mother and baby groups. Indeed the general obsession wirh 'groups' and particularly 'classes' for very young children. The compulsion, throughout childhood/parenting, to pack in masses of extra-curriculars just because, and the idea that more is better.

Candles. Air freshener with added fire hazard.

Football

Coffee
Alcohol
Soap operas
People who hate exercise
Primark

Dogs.
Rocket.
Queen.

Sport
People who watch sport on tv and Never have participated in said sport
Getting drunk
Mother and baby groups

People

Wine
Opera
Parents who don't let their kids get muddy

Meat - the idea of eating dead flesh that could’ve potentially been a cancerous carcass
Eggs - a hen’s period
Cheese - mucousy milk dried up
High heels - too uncomfortable

People who wear jeans IN THE HOUSE. Pyjama bottoms or leggings only.

I can't think of anything less relaxing than curling up on the sofa in sodding denim. As soon as I'm home, jeans are off, bra is gone 🤷‍♀️

Beige/magnolia walls in every room with beige carpets
Influencers
Celebrities
Fake tans and lip fillers/botox
Owning more than one handbag/matching shoes and handbags/owning a million pairs of shoes (ok i bit ott there)
Pet names (darling, baby, honey, babe etc) bleurgh
Religion
Dogs in outfits
Politics
To name but a few ....

Pouting, enhancing all photos on Facebook which make the person really unnatural looking, very long false lashes, hair extensions, pumped up lips, fake nails, posing for selfies constantly, putting every single photo of your children/partner on Facebook, super dry jackets, gin, men with eyebrows tweezed to perfection, people buying latest expensive phones, bmw's when they can't afford it to keep up with the Jones, also painting house interior grey with silver everything- no originality at all, getting your 12 year child's hair dyed for starting high school, the hunter welly brigade/range rover mothers at the school who drive 1/2 mile to school and never walk in the countryside... I sound a right grouch today 😂

Music festivals
Horses
Horse racing
Golf
Playing cards
Gambling
Gaming
James Bond films

Skylor, l have to agree with your post!!

Onesies
Extreme investment in children's belef in Santa
Travel for the sake of it - to have 'done' places, to feel cosmopolitan. We're going to have to consider our destinations much more carefully in the future, with climate change looming.
Disney as a holiday
Having the TV on 'in the background'
Aversion to being out in the rain/walking places/public transport

Social media.

I don’t get it, I don’t use it, I have no intention of using it in the future.

So-called ‘smart speakers’. A 24/7 surveillance device, listening to everything you say, monitoring everything you do and reporting the data about your life back to an unregulated, foreign-owned multinational corporation accountable only to its shareholders. And you pay for the privilege of having this thing in your home. What could possibly go wrong?

Cats.

They lick their bumholes, bring dead animals into your house and don't give a shit about you. Why on earth people want them as pets is beyond me.

Having kids.

Sleeping naked

turkey for Christmas dinner

elf on the shelf

lego

wearing shoes around the house