What is an instant turn off to you?

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

Following on from the instant turn on thread, what're your turn offs? Mine are:

Smokers
Dirty nails
Bad teeth
Black, shiny, pointy shoes with jeans (or slip ons)

BO
Bad breath
Nose-picking
Chauvinist views
Socks with sandals
Brexit

Braggarts
Too thin
Right wingers and racists
Bad teeth

Arrogance
Lies
Letchy
Classless/tactless
'lads' (you may ad well tattoo cringey wanker on your forehead)
Self absorbed
Bad hygiene

Oh and misogyny

shudder**

I think I'm the only one who likes a gamer!

Turn-offs for me are:
No sense of humour,
Arrogant
Obsessed with appearance
Lazy
Don't work by choice
Into drugs
Unintelligent
Bitter
Depressive types
Superficial

Overweight
Bad teeth
Addiction to drugs (or anything else)
Misogynistic
Cant cook or clean
Lack of ambition
Poorly educated
Bad with money
Has no friends
Is lost in life, has no goals
Hates his family
Is aggressive
Is over the age of 35 or under 23ish
Has no hobbies
Has ever hurt an ex
Has slept with too many women
Has slept with a man before (only like straight)
Is religious (especially Muslim or Christian. Cultural/athiestic jew ok)
Has a small penis
Is sexually inexperienced

I'm sure there's more

Overweight and podgy

Audible chewing noises.

Dark shifty eyes
Over my tanned

Being unkind
Racists/xenophobes/sexist people
Someone who doesn’t take care of their health

Fat
Greasy hair
Bad teeth
Smoker

Definitely arrogance - which is usually misplaced anyway.

Going on about their gym regime
Obsessed with weights and fitness
Weird diets (only eating protein etc) to support gym and weights obsession

Liberal Democrats (just why? It's like plain crisps and Coldplay music. Why do they even exist?)

That thing men seem to be doing where their trousers are a bit too short and they wear loafers with no socks. Can you imagine the stench when those loafers come off?

Any grown man who talks about PlayStation or Xbox or whatever the others are.

Any man with Boris Becker eyelashes. Or indeed a penchant for having sex in restaurant broom cupboards.

Aftershave containing oud. It makes men (and women) smell unwashed.

Mansplaining, performative politics/virtue signalling, high-maintenance hair/comb-overs/inability to accept baldness and move on, over-manicured eyebrows, self pity, fear of horses, over-reacting to wasps, not flushing/washing hands, clacky shoes

Using fake tan/overly groomed etc
Being thick

Fussy eaters

That weird inverted triangle body shape that gym rats get. Are we supposed to fawn over them? It makes them look like they've got an American football shoulder pad shirt on. Or one of Krystal Carrington's frocks.

Goodness loads!

Moody
Moaning
Bad teeth
Poor dresser
Self obsessed
Crap kisser
Crap in bed
No passion
Obvious poor hygiene
Shorter then me (I like men really tall, my OH is huge)

Bad teeth
Very high-pitched voice

Men, every single one of them.

Any man who uses the word 'banter' or worse, 'bants'

Long fingernails on men. Anything more than the teensiest sliver of white sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way! 🤮

@alltinselandbaubles

Men, every single one of them.

"let's move together"

I'm out, and a Uber is already waiting for me.

Sorry didn't mean to quote that, it doesn't really make sense with my answer (but I agree though 😂)