What is an instant turn off to you?

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

Following on from the instant turn on thread, what're your turn offs? Mine are:

Smokers
Dirty nails
Bad teeth
Black, shiny, pointy shoes with jeans (or slip ons)

@user1493413286

Also name calling an ex

Ooooo yes, totally agree

Anyone who looks like they're obsessed with the gym/fitness.

Beards (don't mind stubble)
Bad breath
Doesn't like animals
Shaved body
Skinny jeans
No sense of humour

Long nails
Bad teeth

Posh accent

Stretchy "slacks"
Slip-on shoes with the little gold buckle.

@formerbabe

Posh Vegetarian Artistic Guitar playing Shy Thin

Barring the guitar playing those are all things on my 'turn on' list :)

Pale eyes, icy looking
Poor hygiene
Skinny
Hairless
Pale complexion
Fat
I notice voices, anything less than fairly well spoken is an automatic no.

Laughing at their own jokes.

Earrings on men
Necklaces on men
Rings that aren't wedding rings
Trousers hanging below their arses
Chewing gum
Track suits

Vanity/excessive time looking in the mirror
Loafers with no socks
Wearing polo shirts with all the buttons done up
Wearing tracksuits outside the home (other than for exercise)

Long nails
Beards (stubble is OK)
Horrible feet
Doesn't like animals
Bad personal hygiene
Shaved body
Gamers
Obsessed with football/ a sport/ hobby
Very skinny or very overweight

Saying “I’m a nice guy” spoiler alert...they’re often pricks

See also: I'm a feminist.

No, you really aren't.

@thecatneuterer. funny how we're all so different in what appeals!

Strangely other posters' turn offs of sports loving, arrogant, slightly posh men are definitely my weakness...

Nice guy usually means I'm bitter and don't understand why women don't like me

Jogging bottoms - especially grey ones.

Trainers - unless actually participating in some sort of sport.

Can lesbians join in or will it cause offence?

Black, shiny, pointy shoes with jeans

This made me chuckle. Made me picture Simon Cowell.

I find arrogance and bigotry a huge turn off. Also not attracted to ‘alpha males’ at all. Love a gentle man in round glasses (like my DH ).

@user1471565182

Can lesbians join in or will it cause offence?

Come on in, the water's lovely!

I dont even know what to say now that I've asked. Just complete morons I suppose im not into? actually- women who go on and on about vodka, tequila or wine.

@formerbabe

I’ll take them😉

Sportswear (unless actually playing sport)
Shaven heads (not wild about natural baldness, but on the right man it's bearable)
Gold chains
White socks (unless playing sport)
Manspreading
Stubble (either a beard or a clean shave is fine)
Certain accents

Also not attracted to ‘alpha males’ at all. Love a gentle man in round glasses

Sounds good to me too. If anything, my ideal man might be described as nerdy/geeky/bookish.

Non driver.