What is an instant turn off to you?

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

Following on from the instant turn on thread, what're your turn offs? Mine are:

Smokers
Dirty nails
Bad teeth
Black, shiny, pointy shoes with jeans (or slip ons)

Bad breath.

I wouldn't date a pretty boy either. I like a rugged man. With nice hands.

Wide hips
Large feet especially in cheap trainers
Anyone going on about other women or female celebs being gorgeous blah de blah
Any jewellery on a cord or leather thong
Bald spots
Tight clothing
Garlicky or bad breath
Full lips
Tightness
Lack of humour
Sleeveless tee shirts
Those disgusting tee shirts with the armholes cut right down
Nylon
Gym bodies
Very tall with narrow shoulders
Small hands that look as if they’ve done no work
Belching
Short men in long overcoats
Not knowing what to do in situations
Not being able to drive
Anyone with a ‘poor me’ attitude
And many many more...

Overly wet thin lips....baulks..

Agree with pp. A strong sense of victimhood or any inkling that they’re a bit of a whiner. Not for me.

Neck tattoos

No sense of humour
Vegan/vegetarian
Into politics
Pretty boy
Man bun/long hair

Performance farters
Non drivers
Rabid left wingers
Patronizing misogynists
Skinny jeans and pointed shoes
L’Oreal ad hairstyles
Double chins
Narcissists
Doesn’t like animals
Poor hygiene
Ill mannered
Etc etc etc......

Joggers and trainers especially if the joggers are bobbly and pale grey
Small hands
Dead behind the eyes
An absolute to conceal their misogyny / mother issues / mediocrity dressed up as aggression and piss taking of others
That snorting snot thing
No interest in books
Only drinks lager
Doesn’t like dogs and cats
Can’t be on their own
Always on their phone
No desire to accommodate another person just because it gives that person pleasure or makes them feels loved: ie nothing in it for them
Easily bored
Football addict
Shit diet
Bad teeth and breath
Can’t clean up the toilet after themselves
Snoring
Heavy breathing while eating
Nasty drunk
Bully
Right wing or anything remotely approaching Tory
Shit shoes
Can’t drive
Stingy
Too thin or too fat
Nasal voice
No home or space of their own
Inpatient

Ok how about I just say alive 🙈

Non drivers
Gamers
Tight with money
Victims
Conspiracy theorists
Smokers
Tattoos on neck
Man buns
Weed smokers (any drugs in general really)

Actually I just realised I wrote inpatient when I meant impatient

Though clearly neither help

Oh Christ yes Gamers

And speaking of Christ, anyone religious
No thanks mate my life has been so shit lately I know God isn’t real

Bad breath
Bad personal hygiene
Hideous feet and toes
Smoking

Beards, man-buns, tight/low slung jeans, no socks, necklaces.

Tightness!

Liberal Democrats (just why? It's like plain crisps and Coldplay music. Why do they even exist?)

This made me 😁

Ngl as a woman im probably all your worst nightmares.

I drink, smoke weed, have tattoos and am chubby.

Im also into politics, my appearance and piercings....

My turn offs for women would probably be :

Overly critical / judgemental

"Gold star lesbian" attitude

Overly religious where it infringes on my own freedom

Nothing physical really i don't think?

What is a gold star lesbian zoinks??

When it comes to women (and men): Long sharp nails, lots of makeup, high heels, no body hair.

Arrogance. Smoking.
I also don’t like alpha males. Give me a Jason Bateman-sexy any day. Understated intelligence.

@SwedishEdith

Going on about their gym regime Obsessed with weights and fitness Weird diets (only eating protein etc) to support gym and weights obsession

So agreed. I know so many at work like this. Bore of you boring bore 😂

Horrible teeth and long nails

Yuk

Skinny bean pole guys.

Racist
Leaver
Short hair (unless balding)
Formally dressed when not absolutely necessary
Intolerant of people who don't drink or don't drink much
Drives everywhere and doesn't enjoy walking
Obsessively interested in cars
Doesn't read for pleasure
Only likes boring food
Pious about food
Watches TV for hours a day or has it on when not really watching
Hypochondria
"Hypochondria by proxy" ie making a huge fuss of me for something trivial that I would prefer not to have attention drawn to
Extravagant/materialistic

Dry skin
Dry lips
Bad teeth
Mouth breathers

• Poor hygiene
• Moodiness/silent treatment
• Drinking every night
• No dress sense
• Not making an effort
• Whining about minor aches and pains but never doing anything about it.
• Excess weight
• Constant teeth sucking/throat clearing