He threw my custard away

[DimeBarLady]

And now I can’t stop crying.

Exdh came to stay at mine for the weekend to look after dc’s. Not a long term solution but as he lived in a different city until CV situation dies down we both decided to do this rather than take dc’s on train to stay with him.

All day I have been looking forward to eating a syrup sponge that I got from Sainsbury’s with some custard that was in the cupboard. I warm up my syrup sponge but I can’t find the custard. I text exdh asking if he’d eaten my custard and he replied that he hadn’t but he threw it away as he noticed the BB date was the end of Dec and it looked like it had been in there a while.

Now I’m crying. I have PMT and I just wanted some fucking custard. I can’t leave dc’s at home to go and buy custard and anyway my syrup sponge is cold now. I actually hate him. I’m so glad I’m divorcing him, the absolute bastard.

"He’s obsessed with out of date food and convinced that every plug socket will spontaneously ignite if not switched off the minute you no longer need it."

Sounds like OCD to me. Is he on the spectrum?

He better not get custardy of the kids

@ShowMeThePainting

He better not get custardy of the kids

@TeamLannister May I suggest you don't apply for a job writing greeting cards?

Custardcunt. Please fill your entire cupboard with tins of custard. So when he opens it lines and lines of tinned, long life custard are just staring back at him. Don't just stop at one cupboard though - put some in the mug cupboard, the oven, the fridge, the Tupperware. Make him suffer.

@blahblahblaaa

Custardcunt. Please fill your entire cupboard with tins of custard. So when he opens it lines and lines of tinned, long life custard are just staring back at him. Don't just stop at one cupboard though - put some in the mug cupboard, the oven, the fridge, the Tupperware. Make him suffer.

Do it!

I was going to suggest buying a ton of custard and putting it in every cupboard. And for extra effect stick eyes on every tin and line it up so he sees the staring eyes when he opens the cupboard.

Just think OP, this is THE LAST TIME. The last time the custard stealing cunt ever gets to hurt you this way.

Oh yes and get the tin out the bin!!

@Xiaoxiong

I'm so pleased he's out of your life and can't trifle with you any longer. He sounds like a complete fruitcake. I bet you thought you'd crumble when he left, maybe even buckle under the strain, and you were in a complete slump but I bet your life feels wonderful and crisp now.

I can't work out if you've done this on purpose or not

100% on purpose!!

I'm just glad this prick is already an ex, or it would be a whole thread of LTB. Whereas instead we can help the OP laugh at him and hopefully he will realise she's like a well made meringue - hard on the outside, meltingly soft on the inside, but stands up to anything!!!!

Eyes on custard tins is utter genius