Pillow theft

[justsayso]

Last night my DP switched off the lights really quickly and was all 'goodnight love, see you in the morning'. I settled down as well but realised there was something off immediately, a disturbance in the force if you will. I asked him to turn on the lights back on and he refused, a short scuffle ensued towards the bedside lamp - which I won - and to my absolute horror, I realised he had STOLEN MY PILLOWS and swapped them for his!
He claims that they were his all along and must have gotten mixed up when the sheets were changed.
I know my own damn pillows!
What would you do? Should I secretly swap them back tonight or exact revenge in some other form.
It's like stealing someone else's shoes fgs.

Should I secretly swap them back tonight or exact revenge in some other form.

Both.

Kill him... totally justifiable.

1. he stole your pillows
2. he thinks your an idiot that won’t notice
3. he thinks you will just accept it.

LTB

I would legit kill someone who stole my pillow

I have a silk pillowcase because I'm so precious about my pillow. DH wouldn't dare take it.

OMG, how is he still breathing ?!!

DH went upstairs for a nap earlier (clearly thinks he’s a toddler) and now my pillow smells like horrid sweaty man head
I’m not happy

I can provide an alibi and my DH could do the patio.

@Overtherainbow2020

Kill him... totally justifiable. 1) he stole your pillows 2) he thinks your an idiot that won’t notice 3) he thinks you will just accept it.

Definitely.

This is so weird because I've literally just written my name on my pillows as I'm sick of being lumbered with my the horrible old ones.

I can’t believe you let him use them all last night, that was very kind of you! Swap them and boot him out to sleep on the sofa for good measure!

I HATE this!!! I need my own big pillows in their strokey pillowcases. If he touches them l kill him.

It’s as simple as that😁

Swap them back! I take good care of my pillow and plump it and shape it . DH is not to touch it or smell it up or drool on it!

Pfft that's nothing. DH and I recently got two double duvets for our super king after the superking duvet had to go to dry cleaners. The other night I woke to find he was sharing MY duvet after his fell on the floor by his side. When I questioned him about why he was hoarding MY duvet he then snatched the whole thing off me and rolled over Bastard.

I say you snatch back yours and get revenge. Wash them first though to get sweaty man head off them!

Smother him with his pillows then sort out who has what.

Twin beds....in separate rooms....padlock on your door...that'll teach him.

My ex used to do that. He used to fold his pillows in half (even when I bought him extra so he didn't need to) then when they were all mashed out of shape he'd steal mine

Sharpie maker pen is your friend

Do you need an alibi? Or a patio to put him under?

My first heartfelt LTB.

A line has been crossed op

Wee on his toothbrush.

I've got a pair of vintage linen pillowcases with coloured piping on the edges. One pink, one blue... this is an age old problem

Do anything you think appropriate. No court in the land would convict you.

A dangerous post but - I do this!

Sometimes I just like something different. It’s like turning it to the cold side, but better.