Oh my word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm all of a flutter, honestly, i've just had my boiler seen to - the gas fitter was GORGEOUS, I mean proper farking drop dead, georgeclooneyesq GORGEOUS!!! And cheeky! and happy to tell me about problems with his waterworks - he said that he went to the doctors about it, but they threatened to stick a camera up his bottom if it came back - now i was thinking, you come round to me lovey, i'll sort you out .
I've turned into a sex starved housewife It was like one of those porn films, you know, frustrated housewife, plumber/builder type things OMG!!! I'm so bad blimey, i bet her could hear my hormones on a route march around the kitchen.
Ohhh i feel guilty, there is poor DP out working hard and i'm at home lusting over the plumber. I daresay he is in for a good evening this evening.
The trouble is, he is coming back tomorrow with a spare part for the boiler, on the off chance that it might be that thats broken, personally i think its so he has an excuse to come back and see me!!!!!! (well actually i think it is so that the customer feels that they dont pay out x amount of money for british gas homecare for nothing and they cannot actually find a fault with the boiler, but a girl can dream can't she!!) So, i guess tidying the house and applying the slap is going to be too obvious isnt it - rotfl , honestly i was mortified really - im quite embarrased that i am going to have to see him again tomorrow with all these thoughts refusing to vacate my brain - I NEED A COLD SHOWER!!
phew