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Those poor soldiers in Liverpool.

92 replies

Serin · 06/11/2020 13:24

What on earth did they do to deserve to be housed at that "holiday" camp.
It's a dump.
I'm sure camp Bastian would be have better facilities and be cleaner.
Dear God.
Our own precious soldiers at a Pontins.
Cant wait to read the tripadviser reviews.

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growinggreyer · 06/11/2020 13:27

If there is one thing you can't be as a soldier, it is "precious". These are people who are issued with a shovel so they can dig themselves latrines and holes to sleep in. I'm sure they will survive the rigours of Pontins.

Funkypolar · 06/11/2020 13:28

They should have joined the RAF instead - five star hotels.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 06/11/2020 13:30

What in earth are you on about! It's a holiday park! Easy access and all amenities on site. Good security too!

Whysrumgone · 06/11/2020 13:32

@CuriousaboutSamphire you’ve obviously never been there 😂

Serin · 06/11/2020 13:34

Well I was actually joking Curious but never mind eh.

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Hayeahnobut · 06/11/2020 13:34

These are people who are issued with a shovel so they can dig themselves latrines and holes to sleep in.

Might be preferable to Pontins. The TA reviews are hilarious.

Notanotherwooname · 06/11/2020 13:36

The Pontins is in Southport...not Liverpool

CuriousaboutSamphire · 06/11/2020 13:38

[quote Whysrumgone]@CuriousaboutSamphire you’ve obviously never been there 😂[/quote]
I have! Many times as a kid... it's like every other Pontins!

And yes! I missed the 'joke' - given the abundance of equally daft thrads on this, Trump etc, not sure I can be blamed for having a SOHF!

Apologies!

SchrodingersBox · 06/11/2020 13:39

I haven't see the accommodation but having been a soldier for many years I know they'll have had worse accommodation in this country let alone on ops abroad. If they're in temporary accommodation and don't have 30 to a room and rubber mattresses then its luxurious.

movingonup20 · 06/11/2020 13:45

Apparently their barracks are far better, pontins is notoriously bad. That said as long as they have special exemption to open the bar they will be happy

Ohdoleavemealone · 06/11/2020 13:49

This particular pontins has the worst reputation of all of them too, so not great. But they will have survived much worse!

TheQueef · 06/11/2020 13:50

It will be a nice rest before the floods.
They can do sack races before putting sand in.
(Bastion was Mericun so actually quite nice, apart from a few locals who tried to blow it up. Even had kfc)

emmathedilemma · 06/11/2020 13:59

Perhaps we should all clap for them one evening?

nevermorelenore · 06/11/2020 13:59

I bet when they saw those army ads that promise a way for you to see the world, they didn't imagine they'd end up at Pontins Southport.

In future years, they'll be at their veterans events talking in hushed tones about the horrors of staying in terrible accommodation. "I saw blue coats doing west end musicals, it was horrible".

SchrodingersImmigrant · 06/11/2020 14:00

Locals are feeling sorry for them too😂

ClaudiaWankleman · 06/11/2020 14:06

It's... what they signed up for, isn't it?

TheDowagerDuchessofMwwwahaha · 06/11/2020 14:07

Ha ha! I was thinking of starting a thread about this!

Maryann1975 · 06/11/2020 14:08

They should have joined the RAF instead - five star hotels
Grin having been an RAF wife, Who was generally given the shittiest accommodation the RAF could find, I dread to think how bad the army accommodation was if what I had was viewed as 5 star!

DenimDrift · 06/11/2020 14:11

why just for the Liverpool area....what about testing for rest of UK?

CuriousaboutSamphire · 06/11/2020 14:15

It's a trial... due to last 2 weeks. Johnson mentioned it, flow tests, in his last couple of podium visits

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-54828634

tsmainsqueeze · 06/11/2020 14:16

I knew you were joking ! i stayed at brean many years ago , never again !

Serin · 06/11/2020 14:18

Denim think it's because they are doing a pilot project and may roll it out UK wide if it proves useful.
If I know anything about the generosity of scousers they will be taking them cakes Grin

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mpsw · 06/11/2020 14:18

One signs up knowing there will be hardships.

But no-one expects Pontins....

helloxhristmas · 06/11/2020 14:18

If it's anything like the one in Camber they'll be breaking out to sleep outside. It is utterly uttterly grim.

ghostmous3 · 06/11/2020 14:19

I get it op.i was amused.
Southport pontins what a shit hole

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