What's your claim to fame? *lighthearted*

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Inspired by an article I've just read online whilst waiting for my train, AIBU to ask...what is your claim to fame? The weaker the claim the funnier, such as "I dated Margaret Thatcher's cousins drama tutor" e.g. But any will do.

I'll go first. I served Gary Cahill (footballer) once as a waitress; he came into the budget restaurant I worked at...and didn't even foot the bill!

A bit of a silly post I know, but the article I read had me giggling. If this post makes at least one person giggle that would be great - I think we're all in need of a laugh right now!

Oh and I served Cheryl Cole in Harrods when she was married to Ashley and he came back after they'd left and tried to chat me up

I turned down lee Hughes in a nightclub in Leeds one night. I didn't have a clue who he was. Footballer for Leeds and doing really well at the time.
He later got arrested for beating his wife I believe.

Also met Chris moyles. His mate rescued me in a nightclub when I mate had copped off with someone and some bloke wouldn't leave me alone. Chris was lovely.

Blimey! not interesting enough to post twice

I also played at a gig opened by Roy Wood (ok it was a local summer fete near where he lived, I played in the wind band as he cut the ribbon. Rock n roll)

Caroline aherne lived on my street as a kid

I had 2 friends at school who were in the film "Yanks" with Richard Gere. They were in a darkened cinema and sang "run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.......

I sold Calton Cole a staff puppy.

Carol baskin follows me on Instagram

My cousin is in a Glasses Direct advert

Me and my friends rescued a drunk Wimbledon tennis player who had passed out on the floor in Zante in 2011, but we can’t remember his name

I was in the local newspaper when I was 6 for showing the mayors wife round our school garden.

Used to serve Kerry Katona jack ryder Kim marsh in the shop I worked in served rugby player Ben Westwood for a suit in which wandered round in just his underwear which we me being tiny was awkward as his bits we nearly my eye level

My daughter was friends with rugby player llestyn Harris daughter I am not a rugby fan so didn’t realise for ages who he was

Got a Christmas kiss as a teenager from Jason orange

Saw Peter Andre at a water park in Florida

They filmed the real housewives of Cheshire at our stables as the owner knows them but then they changed their mind and didnt want people to know what they had so it never aired. We also walk her and her daughters dogs so I saw their invite to Hannah Kinsella wedding

My daughter filmed with a famous actor and was the red carpet with another famous actor.. she also met idris Elba and was given Xmas present by another famous singer.
She also met the Chelsea team 3 times and princes Charles and camilla basically my primary school child has a better social life than me 🤣

maternity hospital consultant brought a whole class of medical students to my bedside to admire the perfect formation of my nipples.

One of my Guides was an extra in the first Harry Potter.

I have met, on a professional basis, a few partners of professional sports folk. But only once the sports person themselves.

I once nursed a famous actor’s best friend’s wife.

I was in the Daily Mail as a 3 year old.

I saw Steve Davies in Wilkes.

My daughter filmed with a famous actor and was the red carpet with another famous actor.. she also met idris Elba and was given Xmas present by another famous singer.
She also met the Chelsea team 3 times and princes Charles and camilla basically my primary school child has a better social life than me 🤣

I know someone whose late husband was the original model for the drawings of one of the boys in the Famous Five books.

I once met someone who had been enjoying a quiet row with a friend down the river when a high speed motor boat chase suddenly came round the corner and they were accidentally included in a James Bond film...

Used to serve Kerry Katona jack ryder Kim marsh in the shop I worked in served rugby player Ben Westwood for a suit in which wandered round in just his underwear which we me being tiny was awkward as his bits we nearly my eye level

My daughter was friends with rugby player llestyn Harris daughter I am not a rugby fan so didn’t realise for ages who he was

Got a Christmas kiss as a teenager from Jason orange

Saw Peter Andre at a water park in Florida

They filmed the real housewives of Cheshire at our stables as the owner knows them but then they changed their mind and didnt want people to know what they had so it never aired. We also walk her and her daughters dogs so I saw their invite to Hannah Kinsella wedding

My friend (the one who flashed KM) cat was on a TV advert last year.

My friend used to dance with (or more accurately against) Ian Waite and a lot of the old strictly dancers.

Ian Waite's step-Grandma was my ballet teacher. She said i showed promise but would need to go on a diet (I was 4). I saw him in Miller and Carter a few years ago. I was too shy to say hello and none of my colleagues knew who he was

My uncle's car was on TV.

Another friend went to school with Natalie Dormer. Apparently she was a stuck up bitch.

My friend (the one who flashed KM) cat was on a TV advert last year.

My friend used to dance with (or more accurately against) Ian Waite and a lot of the old strictly dancers.

Ian Waite's step-Grandma was my ballet teacher. She said i showed promise but would need to go on a diet (I was 4). I saw him in Miller and Carter a few years ago. I was too shy to say hello and none of my colleagues knew who he was

My uncle's car was on TV.

Another friend went to school with Natalie Dormer. Apparently she was a stuck up bitch.

I know someone whose late husband was the original model for the drawings of one of the boys in the Famous Five books.

I once met someone who had been enjoying a quiet row with a friend down the river when a high speed motor boat chase suddenly came round the corner and they were accidentally included in a James Bond film...

My mate got fingered by Mr Tumble at a house party in the 90s

My DH was in a DFS advert.

I’m A list

As a child I literally ran into Frank Tate from emmerdale at a charity cricket match. My brother and I were pissing about as we were bored.

I was at school with the girl who played John Nettles' daughter Cully in Midsomer Murders. Respect.