Am I the only one who’ll go mad if they read about another so-called celebrity’s ‘stunning hair transformation’?! No one just has a haircut anymore, or gets their roots done - it’s ALWAYS a ‘hair transformation’. Waist length to a pixie cut? Yes, that’s a transformation. Ebony black to platinum blonde? Yes. A few highlights or some layers through the front? No!
‘Belinda Bogbrush, star of ITV Be smash hit ‘When Celebrity Smears Go Wrong’ stunned fans with her latest hair transformation’ - no she bloody didn’t! She got bored in lockdown one of those pink rinses you can get in Superdrug for three quid! It’ll have washed out by next Tuesday!
‘Colonic irrigator to the stars Caramelina Chutney-Sandwich, 32, stunned viewers when she appeared on ‘Famous Faces at the Fishmongers’ last week sporting a longer than usual version of her trademark blonde bob. But today, fans were floored by the transformation when she was photographed stepping out for a quarter of mint imperials, her signature style looking fresher and brighter than ever’. She’s just had a trim and her highlights topped up, for Christ’s sake!
Yes, I know it’s petty in the extreme, but it gets right on my tits.