It’s just a bloody haircut!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Am I the only one who’ll go mad if they read about another so-called celebrity’s ‘stunning hair transformation’?! No one just has a haircut anymore, or gets their roots done - it’s ALWAYS a ‘hair transformation’. Waist length to a pixie cut? Yes, that’s a transformation. Ebony black to platinum blonde? Yes. A few highlights or some layers through the front? No!

‘Belinda Bogbrush, star of ITV Be smash hit ‘When Celebrity Smears Go Wrong’ stunned fans with her latest hair transformation’ - no she bloody didn’t! She got bored in lockdown one of those pink rinses you can get in Superdrug for three quid! It’ll have washed out by next Tuesday!

‘Colonic irrigator to the stars Caramelina Chutney-Sandwich, 32, stunned viewers when she appeared on ‘Famous Faces at the Fishmongers’ last week sporting a longer than usual version of her trademark blonde bob. But today, fans were floored by the transformation when she was photographed stepping out for a quarter of mint imperials, her signature style looking fresher and brighter than ever’. She’s just had a trim and her highlights topped up, for Christ’s sake!

Yes, I know it’s petty in the extreme, but it gets right on my tits.

Thanks for the giggle.

i don't gravitate towards this sort of stuff but bloody hell, it does its best to force itself on you by any means possible, doesn't it? I've resisted the insistent nags to be stunned by Celine Dion as she is now for about a year, now.

And they're always 'stepping out'! Never just walking somewhere

If you were to write a book OP, I would buy it!

Like the Daily Fail, I sometimes imagine one those meaningless articles on the right hand side - but ironically substituting my own name for one of the celebs....
“64 year old rocking toned abs whilst frolicking naked in the surf on the beach, looking about 30, and not looking like a size 22....”

I had a headline pop up on my newsfeed about some minor celeb offering viewers a look inside her fabulously organised fridge-freezer. A little part of me died when I read that.

@EveryDayIsADuvetDay this thread probably isn’t high brow enough for you. I’m surprised someone if such select reading tastes bothers with mumsnet

I remember when pixie Lott had had a "transformation" and she was photographed with jackets over her head and security blocking the photographers.

She had about 2 inches off her hair.

Thank you OP. I am too feverish to sleep, and this has made me chuckle.

I can’t wait to see Belisha Bogbrush flaunting her curves, and I hear Caramelina has been spotting enjoying an intimate dinner for two with a Handsome stranger...

What pisses me off when they say 'OMG see...C list starlet of the hour with her new short haircut!'...and it turns out she's had it cut to below her shoulders.

THAT ISN'T FUCKING SHORT!!!!

Just been looking through Guardian online, all doom and gloom (and SO much piety) then happened on this thread - oh joyful belly laugh, thank you, thank you for the best part of my day😁

@StillCoughingandLaughing
You are the only person who has made me laugh out loud today. Thank you for that. Love it.