Some of these sound like you won't end up with a 'good quality' man at all! Steak bake?! Oh no, no, no. Here's mine for getting one with a job and money. He will probably also like steak bake too mind you.
* please Note * may only work post Covid times.
You will need - a willing taxi driver you can bribe, a lasso, drugs of some sort (not coke though)
- Go to the pub and hang around the smoking area as long as it's by the street. The city is good for this they usually have money too! Location is everything in London!! Or England an after work pub for Men With Decent Jobs.
- Make sure the taxi is near and can be signalled. It needs to be a black cab, Uber xl or Addison Lee. Bigger than a tiny Prius.
-It needs to be after 8pm when they are all sloshed.
-Find your mark. You'll have plenty of choice. Best one without an owner so avoid wedding rings. Or ones talking about children. These ones will look stressed so are easy to spot.
- Sidle up and quickly flash your breasts and while he's distracted put the drugs in his drink.
- wait until he starts staggering and behaving erratically. Wave at the taxi and if need be use your lasso to bundle him in. Give the driver a tenner and he will help.
- drive away into the sunset!
If he turns out to be a dud just do the same thing again. No one will remember you though a wig would be safer. You're welcome