What phrases do you love?

[Beaverdam100]

Mine are

Off you pop cunty chops
Get ya rat out

I've never used them but I laugh whenever i read them.

I'm no gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one!

@KaMai

Cwtch, its the Welsh for hug/cuddle and by far my favorite expression in my adopted country especially when its 'do you need a cwtch' its pronounced 'kutch', to rhyme with 'butch

I've never met an English person who doesn't know what cwtch means but Welsh people always explain it haha. I know it came from Wales but it's been pretty UK-wide since Gavin and Stacey I think.

It’s a bit black over Bill’s mothers. (Rain clouds gathering in the distance). I don’t say it but my dad and my nanny always did!

He was all over her like a melted shell suit.

“Who put 50p in the dick head ?”

Also ... “she’s got a fanny like a butchers dustbin”
could also replace dustbin with “abattoir floor”

‘Somebody left the gate open at the cunt farm.’

"it's not rocket surgery"
"He's trying to play chess with an Uno deck"
Used liberally when faced with extra numptiness.

‘The wheel might be turning, but the hamster’s dead’.

Fluffybutter

“Who put 50p in the dick head ?"

Omg cannot wait to use this one ..am sure I'll get a chance over the weekend

If pigs could fly you'd be Wing Commander.

You're supposed to be a lady, not toad of toad hall

Champagne taste,crisp packet wage.
Empty vase syndrome (nice to look at, nothing in it brain wise)
Don't let the bastards grind you down. (My Dad's favourite).
If they're talking behind you're back they're where theyll always stay, behind you.
The lights are on, but no ones home.

I like

You make a better door than a window (you're in the way of what I'm looking at)

The screaming ab-dabs (freaking out/the heebie-jeebies)