What phrases do you love?

[Beaverdam100]

Mine are

Off you pop cunty chops
Get ya rat out

I've never used them but I laugh whenever i read them.

That was told to me in the context of politics

"Could eat an apple through a venetian blind"( said of someone snaggle-toothed).

@hollyhope

"Could eat an apple through a venetian blind"( said of someone snaggle-toothed).

Could eat an apple through a letterbox 😂

It's like herding cats

Two cheeks of the same bum

Mind your own beeswax!

@mamaonamission been watching Bly manor?

"You could put them in a sack and hit it with a stick, and you'd always get the right one".

Of a group of rogues (German expression).

More red flags than the Chinese communist party and camper than a row of pink tents.

Were you born in St Helens? Used for someone standing in the way, usually in front of the TV, it related to Pilkington's Glass being made in St Helens.

I'll go to the foot of our stairs, an expression of mild surprise.

I like "drop the kids off at the swimming pool" for going for a poo
"I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger"
"He'd start a fight in an empty house"
"Short arms, deep pockets" for someone miserly

@LunaNorth you look like you've seen your arse

Snorts my tea everywhere
I love this!

Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble yesterday?

Many regional variations, ours was Do you think I came up the Manchester Ship Canal on a tea-tray?

Slack as a bag of knackers is my fave. Yorkshire I think.

There may be snow on the roof but there's fire in the cellar. An older person still interested in sex!

It has been said but I love all fur coat and no knickers. I know a few people like that

Herding cats is one I use a lot.

Sticks like shit to a wet blanket (something very sticky)

Couldn't stop a pig in a passage (bandy legs)

Shits and giggles

Not so green as I'm cabbage-looking

Your problem is you've got beer money and champagne tastes.

@Opaljewel

Slack as a bag of knackers is my fave. Yorkshire I think.

I use that too so yes Yorkshire, for someone gormless

You wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting.

Said in reference to a hot man. Usually on the telly.

@ViciousJackdaw

Also: Don't look at me in that tone of voice. For the millionth time, will you stop exaggerating.

My dad always used to say don't look at me in that tone of voice -it smells funny

@wizzbangfizz

More red flags than the Chinese communist party and camper than a row of pink tents.

My version is ‘more red flags than Anfield on match day’.

‘You’ve got a face like the back end of a bus.’

My mum used to say (of someone who got women pregnant easily) 'He only has to take his boots off.' I've never used that but it seems apt sometimes and I'd like to.

Another one from mum (if you only vaguely knew someone) 'Their cat ran up our alley.' I do use that one and fortunately my family know what I mean.

'Talking a load of old squit'

I love Norfolk