Words and phrases that you can't stand...

[DilemmaADay]

What words and phrases irrationally (or rationally!) annoy you.

Mine are:
'Doggo' - DP uses this all the time, why make the word 'dog' longer
'No is a complete sentence' - just sounds so dismissive and I doubt anyone IRL would talk like this
'That doesnt work for us' - just sounds rude
'Little man' to describe a boy
'Hubby' - this is irrational as loads of people say this
'Boils my piss' - conjours horrible images in my head
'Move on' when talking about a bad situation - yeah, because the person with the problem really hasn't thought about that ...
'It is what it is' - one if those phrases that seemed to spawn from Love Island, I dont know why I hate it.

Any more?

"I have teens."

Don't be so lazy. You have teenage children.

Another one I've seen loads over the last few days

Greedy pig

It's such a horrible name to call someone and usually used for someone who has a second biscuit

Another thread has a poster calling her own child a greedy pig

I've read "bum hole" in 3 different threads over the last couple of days.

Is this the terminology that grown adults use these days.

The first thread was lighthearted so it is possibly acceptable there, but the other two are referring to their child's bum hole

Anything referring to a vagina as anything else than a vagina

Like

Moo moo
Mary
Hee Haw
Foo foo

FFS grown women "embarrassed" to use the word canine, vulva etc!

omg where the fuck did canine come from (hilarious), it should say vagina

"ickle"
"Ultimately"
"we're doomed "
"mad"/"sick"/"man"/"bro"

'New normal': it may be a necessary adaptation, but it's not normal.

I eat like a bird
That's your cue to ask them where they get the worms from!

Educate yourself
Always said to someone who is asking a question - therefore trying to be educated!

Come hither is vile

And so it begins

These make my teeth itch...

You Got This...
Hun
Just do you
Doggo
Yarp
Holibobs
I literally just can’t
Can’t cope

"It's all good..."

'We are pregnant' .. awful!!

We’re pregnant. Ergggghhhh. “She doesn’t have to work” grim

I can't stand, Hand, face, space, get a test.

Flatten the curve.

Protect the NHS

I also hate the word Mash

I also hate the word Mash

Reminds that "juice" gives me the conniptions in some contexts.

"Fruit juice" and "meat juices": fine.
Not keen on eg "mushroom juice" in recipes about frying mushrooms (prefer "the liquid from the mushrooms").

Absolute worst use is "bean juice" for the sauce baked beans come in.

@LaMarschallin

What about bin juice? runs away

@ninninannonoonoo

It is what it is
Stay safe
Unprecedented
Spag bowl instead of spag bol

Really, Ninnin, did you mean to be so rude?

I just couldn't help myself!

I think I'd quite like a bracelet though please

Tesco’s and Asda’s. You don’t go shopping in Topshop’s or Superdrug’s. Don’t know why it annoys me - it just does.

^did you mean vulva?" everytime someone wrote the word vagina.

I know basic anatomy, I am choosing the word vagina. Stop being a patronising twat (pun intended), I am still using "vagina".

I am still using "vagina".

Sits on hands to avoid the temptation of making @LaMarschallin's head explode.

Hate all the"action" posts although they are less frequent