Why did the chicken cross the road?

[RationalOne]

Someone (she/he/them who shall be nameless) suggested that if a thread was started with this title then it would get responses.

Is she/he/they/them/whomever being unreasonable?

I don't know. I'm too busy being hysterical.

The chicken has every right to do what she wants. Honestly why are MNetters getting so chickenist! I despair.

Because it/she/he/them was LTB?

Because with all the ducks in a row they couldn't socially distance, didn't want to be called a covidiot so crossing was safest

How DARE you presume it was a chicken?! You...you..you...speciesist

@JamieLeeCurtains

The chicken might be hysterical too. It's not all about you

Why do you even care why the chicken crossed the road?!

@iklboo

Well if it looks like a chicken, walks like a chicken and quacks (what bloody noise do chickens make) like a chicken then am I incorrect to presume it's a chicken?

"How DARE you presume it was a chicken?! You...you..you...speciesist "

@Delamalama

I care; deeply!

This is why people don't support you, it shouldn't be about chickens crossing the road, it should be about all birds crossing the road.

@RationalOne - it may not identify as a chicken. (They cluck. If it quacks it's a duck in drag). .

for some foul reason presumably.

@iklboo

I just love your reply!

The chicken sadly passed away and has now crossed over .

To get to the other side obviously

Ay wallah.

Because it was running away from a Mumsnetter who wanted it to feed her family of 27 for a week.

@WitchSharkadder

Because it was running away from a Mumsnetter who wanted it to feed her family of 27 for a week.

I saved a chicken today crossing the road. True story. It walked out of the nearby farm and I had to shoo it off the road so traffic could keep going

I was driving home from work the other day and could see no reason why all the traffic was backed up .
Chicks , lots of chicks running along the edge of the road . All traffic stopped until they were safe . I love living here .

It's all part of the cunning plan

Because there is no lockdown on the other side.

It was being carried in a kfc bargain bucket.

@Riapia

Ah but did it come from a Tier 3 to a tier 1 then (hence no Covid)

Anyway, do chickens get Covid?

That chicken needs to watch out or it will end up feeding a family of 12 for a week.