Why did the chicken cross the road?

[RationalOne]

Someone (she/he/them who shall be nameless) suggested that if a thread was started with this title then it would get responses.

Is she/he/they/them/whomever being unreasonable?

Anyway, do chickens get Covid?

Caw-vid

To get to the next tier

Maybe it was hoping to get hit and then it wouldn’t have to hear people moaning?

Haven't you already created several threads on this subject OP?

@Trumpton

I was driving home from work the other day and could see no reason why all the traffic was backed up . Chicks , lots of chicks running along the edge of the road . All traffic stopped until they were safe . I love living here .

I recently had to stop and wait for a duck to amble across the road. All the other ducks were already across and it was just strolling along. The man waiting to pull out the junction opposite (who had presumably been held up waiting for this duck to wander up that road) and I shared an amused smile and continued with our journeys eventually. Sometimes I, too, love living here.

I understand that ducks (amongst other animals) have priority on the road. Not sure about chickens, I would have to check the Highway Code.