(Lighthearted) To find this hilarious?

[CounsellorTroi]

That Andrex toilet roll packs actually have instructions on how to wipe your bum? I mean really?.

I have to ask, what does it say?

YABU. I'll have you know my cousin's friend's dog's godfather died because he didn't know how to wipe his bum.

Does it say to fold or scrunch?

Photo please op!

Do you work for andrex marketing department, trying to get people to buy toilet rolls?

@ValidUser

YABU. I'll have you know my cousin's friend's dog's godfather died because he didn't know how to wipe his bum.

Yep, everything carries a risk

Is it bad that I'm now worrying whether I've been doing it wrong

Photo - doesn't specify fold or scrunch!

Everyday a school day

Sorry

Never read the loo roll pack as it's in the cupboard but it has instructions on Andrex Washlets, which is out near my loo.

Apparently you should 'use 3-4 sheets of loo paper per wipe, wipe from back to front until clean, use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner and pat dry with toilet tissue'. It also then tells you to wash your hands with soap.

So yeah, it seems Andrex does think we need to be told how to wipe our bums.

It doesn't however, tell you if you should scrunch the loo paper or fold it.

Ah, see you've uploaded a photo OP.

Unfortunately, I couldn't as I don't know how to.

Oh thats funny

Dd asked me the other day how many fingers i use 😳

Washlets are gross. We're not supposed to flush wipes so surely they have to go in the bathroom bin? 🤢🤮.

I just wet a bit of loo roll if I need to. Does the job.

Aah, but it's only there to convince you that just wiping with toilet paper isn't enough! It's not instructions, it's subtle advertising...

@LagneyandCasey

Washlets are gross. We're not supposed to flush wipes so surely they have to go in the bathroom bin? 🤢🤮.

I just wet a bit of loo roll if I need to. Does the job.

Putting a washlet in the bin is no different from putting a tampon in the bin.

You clean yourself with loo paper and the washlet is just to freshen you up, there isn't any poo or anything on them, well, there shouldn't be if you use them correctly.

wipe from back to front until clean

Surely not?

@anuffername

wipe from back to front until clean

Surely not?

No, from front to back

@pigsDOfly said that the washlet instructions were:

"Apparently you should 'use 3-4 sheets of loo paper per wipe, wipe from back to front until clean, use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner and pat dry with toilet tissue'. It also then tells you to wash your hands with soap."

[quote anuffername]@pigsDOfly said that the washlet instructions were:

"Apparently you should 'use 3-4 sheets of loo paper per wipe, wipe from back to front until clean, use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner and pat dry with toilet tissue'. It also then tells you to wash your hands with soap."[/quote]
Oops. I need to concentrate more when I'm typing; that of course, should be 'wipe from front to back'.

I once bought a duvet, from Asda, that had instructions on it to tell the buyer how to open the bag and unfold the duvet.

Ds 11 announced yesterday he had put 2 loaves of toilet roll in the bathroom..

The allergy advice on tinned tuna that it contains fish cracks me up every time.

@pigsDOfly

Thanks for the clarification

I wondered if I had been doing it wrong all my life

@anuffername

Probably better not to try to make sense of anything I type. I'm always getting things back to front - see what I did there