Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

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and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

Show your DH how much you love him...

Who in gods name buys this absolute shite?

Perfect for Christmas jumper day

£45 a set for the snowmen. Painted pots with a Sharpie face is evidently popular...off I go to make my fortune.

Now...I'm a knitter and never mastered crochet, so I have respect for the skill, however, I don't know if I'd buy a crocheted 'teacup'?

My offering.

@shitinmyhandsandclap

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

These drive me insane! So many rip-off merchants! Like, do they even have a business and hygiene certificate to be selling food items?

I love this thread. I'm looking forward to seeing what other tat is for sale on Facebook.

The idea Christmas or birthday gift. It doesn't even include a drink.

I loved the knitted veg!

You can choose your favourite alcohol and have the empty bottle filled with your fave sweets !!!!!

The diet gift is 3 for a £5.
The other 2 were links from a Christmas gift ideas Facebook group...
After the yr we've had the jumper might be just the icing on the Christmas cake.
I just don't understand the peanut?...of all the shapes you had the opportunity to mould for this product a peanut...why?!

You can purchase this little gem for £5, he was £6 but he’s been reduced. I actually feel sorry for the little fella and am considering offering him a home (and a little trim).

This is always my favourite thread of the year

I’m absolutely dying at the frog 🤣

Slim pickings here but finding the Christmas masks depressing!

Reef? 40?!

Oh dear

Christmas is cancelled. If I'm not allowed in my grans house to visit her then Santa is banned from mine!

Poor Tina and Bev.

No house should be without one of these fellas this festive season. Yours for £15 and vegan friendly.

Oh my

In case anyone's tempted by the baby brunch beware, the ones being advertised on Facebook are by scam companies with stolen photos. The face down doll has obviously had too much to drink argue Leicester Tigers Christmas party, they play in those colours, well traditionally they do.

I admit to liking the knitted sprouts and the sea glass decorations but the disembodied mouse heads? And the grinch doll? I mean...why?

(And why do my FB marketplaces not have any of these gems?)

I get people want to make money and whatever else..but some of these are just bizzare!! And why do all the Christmas dolls and elves look so sinister?!

@Needtodecide1

Love this thread!

I have a couple of offerings...

JFC I went to school with a lad called Craig. He should sue them for stealing his image.

Well, I won’t be sleeping tonight after seeing some of these- the stuff if nightmares!!!! The mice look like something my cat brings home.
The Christmas centre piece is hideous, as is the reef 🙈

I can't believe what tat some people try to sell.
(I may be trying to work out how to make crochet sprouts 😂)

wanna pompom reef. Really want a pompom reef