Pooping flamingo - NO!

[Poorpigletsrevenge]

I went along with the poop emoji toys and the poopsie slime toy, but I’m becoming increasingly horrified about how far the toy makers are trying to push the making poo into toys craze.

The new pooping flamingo toy is just horrific. I’m no pearl clutcher, but a toy that comes with its own toilet and does a massive turd after you feed it is a step too far!

AIBU not to want turds turned into toys?

Link to advert:

I saw this in Smyths last week- it made my sister and I snort like 7 year olds.

Not sure it would be a loved and constantly played with toy though. Funny for about three minutes and then cast aside for something with more open ended play options than a shiteing flamingo.

It seems there is a trend to make the most disgusting toy or game. I can't say I find it funny.

My 4 year old is desperate for one - not going to happen!

Ewwwwww. I’m a fan of toilet humour but where toys are concerned, I’m stony faced. Yuck.

I just think it’s horrible. What’s the next step? A vomiting turd?

It’s made me go all Mary Whitehouse about it and I don’t think of myself as a prude or dull. I just find it really awful.

Ignore and do not buy.

OMG!!!
Want one.

Must have one.
Neeeeeed one!!!!!

I want one!!

@AlwaysLatte @FlouncerInDenial Nooooooooooooooooo!!
Why? It would be fun maybe the first time, it it’s a total waste and it’s yucky!

Meh - not my thing, but the kids would probably find it hilarious as they're obsessed with poo and farts weirdos
Each to their own

DD would love it, but at the minute she's obsessed with bums, poos and farts.

She won't be getting one as I'm losing patience with fart, poo and bum jokes.

I think the bath game "fishing for floaters" is the worst one 🤮

@AlwaysLatte. You buy one for me, I'll get one for you. Deal?

'A vomiting turd'

Its been a handy potty training tool in our house.

Thanks, that's one present sorted 🤣

My youngest god daughter will love it. She'll find the pooping & singing funny and she will
Love it copying what she says. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh no! Rather than whipping up a poo banning party I’m encouraging sales!

I guess I played with a doll that wees when I was a nipper, but this still just feels wrong.

Ha @FlouncerInDenial it's deal!

I'm a toilet humour kind of girl (I'm 39 but still can't help finding farts and poo funny) but I find these toys that poo or puke slime just gross. I got my DD one of those Poopsie Unicorn things for Christmas a couple of years ago and was horrified to discover it had a heart-shaped bumhole from which it was supposed to shit glittery diarrhoea.

@clevername it is just weird isn’t it?

When did poo become a play thing? They’ve cutesied it up, but it’s still a turd.

I like it. I may have already orderedone for DD.

These are nothing new. 15 years ago I had a unicorn stress ball thingie that "pooped" brown goo out it's arse every time you squeezed it. I had dolls that came with miniature toilets and tiny loo roll, and even a doll that would wet it's nappy.

Bodily functions have been a part of toys for many many years and it's unlikely to ever stop as children (and a decent number of adults) find it hilarious.

What have I just watched?

🎵 Uh oh, gotta go. Uh oh, gotta go 🎵

DH and I just looked at each other and burst out laughing.

Thanks. I’m going to try order one for my
DD too!