Pooping flamingo - NO!

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I went along with the poop emoji toys and the poopsie slime toy, but I’m becoming increasingly horrified about how far the toy makers are trying to push the making poo into toys craze.

The new pooping flamingo toy is just horrific. I’m no pearl clutcher, but a toy that comes with its own toilet and does a massive turd after you feed it is a step too far!

AIBU not to want turds turned into toys?

Yup my five year old is after this.

Just no.

Is there some sort of safety mechanism to ensure it only poops in the toilet?
What's to stop it shitting all over your carpet or clothes?

Have you seen 'The Turds' ceramic collection.
Can't believe companies manufacture this shite

Not sure if this’ll make me sound all tinfoil hat, but there’s something really sinister about the insistence on and obsession with toilet humour in things marketed towards kids to me

The title made me snort though

What the..?

Is it a toilet training aid?

I can't stand any poo-based toys and don't have them in the house. It's unpleasant and really unappealing.

Ha ha my kids saw this advert and want one! I’m not wasting £35 on a toy which weighs entertain for 5 mins but the reviews on the website I went on were all really good. I love that someone came up with this idea and it got signed off. What a job to create crap like this!

I dunno.

I had a baby wee wee when I was younger. I'm not sure this is a new craze.

Loads of children have issues with pooing and end up with constipation etc. My DS would hold it for days and got quite ill. A toy like this might help

I don’t see how watching a flamingo giggle and take a dump could help toilet training?

@BruceAndNosh I don’t think it comes with a safety system to ensure the poo only goes in the loo. I imagine flamingo shite would be hard to get out of the carpet.

I hate pooing toys. I think it’s part of a drive to make everybody stupider! (Ok, I don’t really think that but such toys hardly broaden kids minds!) And have I understood it correctly? That once it’s had a poo you turn the poo back into food to force feed it again?! Gross!

These things never come with enough 'crap' to last past xmas day.

Imagine how gross it's going to get on the inside.

We saw the advert for this yesterday. Why, I mean why???? Even my son couldn't see the appeal and he is 11...my daughter on the other hand. Mummy! I want one! No!

Yeh I think the whole poo craze is a bit weird tbh, not something I will be buying for my kids.

@Whatsnewpussyhat

These things never come with enough 'crap' to last past xmas day.

Imagine how gross it's going to get on the inside.

I think the appeal is that the crap is reusable.

I never thought I would say that sentence.

@GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou Lol! That’s certainly a first

Yanbu op I absolutely despise anything based on poo/vomit/snot bleurgh!! Just why?
I've always hated toilet humour though so maybe that's why. It's just so disgusting.