Leaves dirty clothes lying everywhere. You should see his side of the bed.
If I tell him to put the dirty clothes in the dirty washing, he chucks them next to the dirty washing on the floor.
Can't change a toilet roll.
Has psoriasis so flakes all over the house because he scratches all the time, and v
Bleeds all over the bed (I know that's not his fault, but I'm always the one to clean it up)
Pisses on the toilet seat and doesn't clean it.
Goes for 2 hour baths and doesn't give the bath a rinse after.
Goes to football training, doesn't eat dinner, comes back at 10 and makes the kitchen a fucking shithole after I've just cleaned it all.
Makes us cut holidays/days out short, misses birthdays because of football.
Gets paid to play football but we never see a penny. He has been telling me for 9 years they don't pay him, so it costs us money for him to go 3 times a week (he does get paid).
When he gives the kids into trouble he will mock them and make fun if them, same if we have an argument. He is like a 14 year old.
He winds people up when he is bored to amuse himself.
Feeds to dog things ge knows will make him ill, but just about forces it down the dogs throat no matter how many time I shout at him to stop.
Sleeps most of the night facing my side so I can't turn round because he sleeps with his mouth open.
Thinks he is always right, even when you have actual physical proof he is wrong, he is still right. Other people have commented on this too.
Spends far too much time on his phone, and can't concentrate on a word anyone says when he's on his phone.
When he talks on the phone to companies, he says things in such a roundabout way, and stutters and repats himself, that they don't have a clue what he is talking about.
Expects me to do everything in the house, even although I work full time and I'm 22 weeks pregnant with my third, and I have been really ill and sore. If we argue about it, he just goes on about how many hours he works or compares earnings (we earn around the same bit he can't seem to admit that) and will try to "joke" that it's my job because I'm a woman, but I think he does actually believe that .
Constantly comments on my driving, yet he is a terrible driver and has recently written our car off because of his idiocy. Luckily he was in the car alone.
I've had to get a gardener in because I can't even rely on him to do that, and I can't manage it at the minute.
Has a bit of a gambling habit, which caused endless problems a few years ago. You can't leave any money or cards lying around or they are gone. He convinced my oldest ds to "loan" him his birthday money £150. Then he stole the other £150 while we were all out. I had no idea about it.
I know you only ask for one thing, but he is really passing me off right now and I needed a rant. Honestly don't know why I'm still with him. Well I do, I can't really afford to be one.