How old do I look?

[JobstOfMoravia]

You can be honest. I know everyone says this, but people really do tell me a lot that I look younger than my years. What do you think?

Homeschooling over lockdown might have aged me just a tad.

You deffo need some Botox and fillers honey...like wtf!, and a good square meal to boot!

If you take in washing, you could afford to buy a mumsnet chicken. That would put some meat on your bones!

@Roomba

If you take in washing, you could afford to buy a mumsnet chicken. That would put some meat on your bones!

You know, I've thought about this. I have experience of professional laundry, I used to run a hospitality business. It started getting a bad rap when my son took over, though.

Well you definitely look younger than I do (40) but there comes a time when some of us need to choose face or body.
I think your face would benefit from a bit of natural padding around the eyes. A perfect excuse to eat more cake.

Hi Mum.🖐

@HaudMaDug

Hi Mum.🖐

Norman! Do I have to talk to you about the car again? You're going to get water in the carburettor.

You'll end up in the DM OP!

You have a lovely smile OP

@netsybetsy

You'll end up in the DM OP!

I wouldn't mind. I could do with some positive press to counteract the bad reputation my son gained for the family business.

You could be in a "Ladies! Get slim for Christmas!" article 🎄🌲

hmm I would say you are 30. You are very pretty.

I'd take a shower with you 😉

Wow. That eyeliner makes your eyes really pop!

Just smile smile smile OP, no one notices your flaws that way, grin away with those (fake) teeth, oh and tan you deffo need to be orange in October... 😁

You are adorable, big eyes and nice hair. I reckon you are no more than 150 yrs old... you look a lot like my sister in law who is 155.

[quote BusySittingDown]@Veterinari But you read it and decided to post? [/quote]
Because I thought it might be an actual 'how old do I look post'

Nope it's just a post recycling the 'wit' of eleventy billion other posts of mummies/masks/whatevs faked up as a HODIL thread.

I'd much rather the vanity of a genuine post than this tedium

Even this discussion is more entertaining than a thread of 'hilarious' 'not a day over 25 hun' comments.

I think you need to sort out your eye make up, it's not doing anything for you.

You have dairy/high carb/caffeine face. Need to go on keto diet and read anything by Michael Mosley.

21

Younger than I'm going to look tomorrow after a night of insomnia

Oh god, well that one woke me up really quickly. My fault for browsing MN instead of getting up