Thank you for all the lovely messages, and as for the haters, you're just jealous.
You have stolen my intellectual property.
I'm sorry, Alfred darling. I didn't think you'd mind, people always say what a terrific job you do.
You have a son - is his name Norman by any chance? How is he?
Yes, how did you know? Thanks for asking. He's, well, you know how he gets. Home schooling was a challenge, I'll admit. At least he doesn't bring any girlfriends home.
You look amazing babes but to be fair black and white photos are always more flattering
Well, yes, black and white does make things look a bit different. Blame Alfred, he reckoned you wouldn't be able to handle me if I was in colour, which I have decided to take as a compliment.