What has been your daftest injury?

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I would say being pushed into a thorn bush

Not me but dc1.
Sat on a pair of pointed tweezers and implanted themselves right at the top of their arse crack.

Implaled not implanted FGS!

Not me but 17 yo old DD loves to mess around and make people laugh..Friday evening she was trying to twerk and whatever she did, she caught her finger in her pjs and broke the tip! She is so embarrassed 😂

Testing if pasta was done. I burnt my lip, jerked my head away and head butted the extractor fan. What a knob!

I have a big scar on my arm where I tried to make chicken nuggets when I was pissed and burnt it on the oven 🤦‍♀️
Always go takeaway now 😂

I got run over by my own Segway....

I tore the medial ligaments in my knee whilst sledging down a hill in Finland. Had to be skidoo’d to Reykjavik hospital and certainly couldn’t continue snowboarding.... after day 1!

Second most stupid was falling down the kids bunk bed steps whilst dusting, but god did it bruise!!

Pulled a muscle/tendon/trapped a nerve in my shoulderblade after stretching too aggressively when I woke up years ago when I was at uni 13 years ago. Went into shock and almost blacked out from the pain, couldn’t move off the bed for an hour. The pain was excruciating. The injury still flares up now and again so DH has to attack it with Deep Heat for me. I’ve seen physios and nothing helps - I think I’ve knackered it for good.

I’ve had similar pains in the other shoulderblade so I think I must just have a weakness in that area of my back.

I tore my meniscus getting up after kneeling down to tuck my daughter up in bed. Agony for 9 months until finally had keyhole surgery to fix it.