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Do I need to say something????

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Misskittyfantastico85 · 02/09/2020 12:37

Fb post .........

I love grilled bacon but I mustard mitt you can't get better than fried bacon...

Mustard mitt????? Should I get my shovel & patio ready?

OP posts:
Reedwarbler · 02/09/2020 12:39

That's brilliant, and actually a mustard mitt and grilled bacon sounds tasty!

PercythePile · 02/09/2020 12:40

Grin One of the best I've heard so far!!! Amazing

tiredanddangerous · 02/09/2020 12:41

That is fucking amazing op Grin

FooFighter99 · 02/09/2020 12:41

That's amazing! You have to ask them where you can get a Mustard Mitt of your very own Grin ask if it's from B&M...

britnay · 02/09/2020 12:41

gobsmacked

SmellsLikeFeet · 02/09/2020 12:41

What’s a mustard mitt ?

SciFiScream · 02/09/2020 12:41

Any chance at all the update was made by dictation? I get some crackers via text when my DH dictates a text to me.

LaPoesieEstDansLaRue · 02/09/2020 12:43

If this is someone you know, unfriend and block them immediately

BaconsLaw · 02/09/2020 12:44

@SmellsLikeFeet

What’s a mustard mitt ?
They meant "must admit".
Covert20 · 02/09/2020 12:44

Took ages for the penny to drop for me 🙈 I was about to google mustard mitt...😂

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Misskittyfantastico85 · 02/09/2020 12:54

Luckily it's not someone I know, or I would block.

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ThatLibraryMiss · 02/09/2020 13:16

Autocorrect has some very funny ideas, doesn't it? My favourite was when it turned arans (sweaters) into Arabs.

Crankley · 02/09/2020 13:32
Shock
seayork2020 · 02/09/2020 13:34

Sure funny but I would put it down to predictive typing

Plussizejumpsuit · 02/09/2020 13:39

I mean you could say something but then you will look like a duck so it depends if you care about that or not.

CatBatCat · 02/09/2020 13:40

@SciFiScream

Any chance at all the update was made by dictation? I get some crackers via text when my DH dictates a text to me.
I agree - I think its auto generated dictation
namechangedjustforthis10 · 02/09/2020 13:45

Someone on Tiktok posted this earlier. So funny it's gone viral!

Lugubelenus · 02/09/2020 13:49

I read a book once where squirrels were described as burying egghorns. It took me a while to work out they meant acorns. I'm pretty sure that was an auto generated dictation,

thesoundofthepolice · 02/09/2020 13:50

I was sent the best compilation of these misspellings.....it contained my absolute favourite:

I present you a "shark coochie board" GrinGrin

Do I need to say something????
Keepitup · 02/09/2020 13:58

Maybe they dick tatoed it?

Fralla · 02/09/2020 13:58

@thesoundofthepolice

I was sent the best compilation of these misspellings.....it contained my absolute favourite:

I present you a "shark coochie board" GrinGrin

This one took me a while!!!
MWNA · 02/09/2020 13:59

Did you get that from Tiktok?

vm.tiktok.com/ZMJBov6Ye/

Dagnabit · 02/09/2020 14:22

Hahaha, flippin eck, that’s brilliant! Grin

SharedLife · 02/09/2020 14:30

Just reply, "Bone Apple Tea!"

PaperMonster · 02/09/2020 14:37

Fabulous!