Do I need to say something????

[Misskittyfantastico85]

Fb post .........

I love grilled bacon but I mustard mitt you can't get better than fried bacon...

Mustard mitt????? Should I get my shovel & patio ready?

@thesoundofthepolice

I was sent the best compilation of these misspellings.....it contained my absolute favourite:

I present you a "shark coochie board"

Okay, I need help with this one.

thanks @BaconsLaw i thought i was missing out on some delicious condiment

Me too Baconslaw

Ahh Google tells me there's such a thing as a Charcuterie board.

@WorraLiberty

Ahh Google tells me there's such a thing as a Charcuterie board.

I've never heard of that in my life. I wasn't sure what to google to find out.

Thanks for clarifying!

Nor me BaconsLaw

Incidentally, I've been reading your name as Bacon Slaw and thinking how delicious that would be

I’ve just seen a FB post asking for people to sample some Perfitto rolls!

I smiled at the 'Muslim on my shoulder for the baby'.

My local FB group is full of this sort of thing.

A couple of months ago someone was complaining about the rubbish in their 'colder sack'.

Turns out they meant cul-de-sac 🤣

Mustard mitt?

charcuterie board

I saw one on FB today. A pic of a platter full of deli meats and other related stuff with the caption "my shark cootchie board"

Took me a while to work it out...

@WorraLiberty

Nor me BaconsLaw

Incidentally, I've been reading your name as Bacon Slaw and thinking how delicious that would be

That's hilarious (and delicious), as I always read yours as Worrall and think of the place.

I didn't realise that "free" and "three" shared the same meaning until recently...

Proper draw drooping at that one.