Because, i'm a professional...i'm now very professional and convincing at finding a good reason to leave the cubical and let go out of ears shot...
no seriously, i don't usually laugh because you can see the embarrassment on the 'victims' face, its enough to keep your face straight... i say victim, as 9/10 it is the loving partner who has inserted said object..
ROFL at counting as five a day! will have to remember that one!!
not worked in A&E for a long time now... miss that kind of variety!