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Does anyone remember the thread about the couple who were having a secret relationship in the OPs hedge?

If I remember rightly, someone asked the OP if it could be a fox and she replied that she'd never heard a fox ask for a finger up the bum.

AIBU to ask you to reminisce with me?

The sex hedge. Yes! Had me laughing for ages that one.

This sounds very exciting!

I think it’s in classics. If not it should be

But did they have a special beaker?

Wasn't it a hedgehog, not a fox? Or maybe I'm thinking of the wrong thread

I'm rubbish at searching for stuff on here. I'd forgotten all about it and DH quoted the 'I've never heard a fox etc' at me the other day. He's never been on MN but I would read out updates, it clearly made its mark!

I found it! But I don't know how to do links, it's called 'People keep having sex in my hedge'

It is in classics and it was definitely a hedgehog with a finger up its bum!

It's was a hedgehog!

Top marks @DramaAlpaca

Please link!

Christ that was years ago wasn’t it that was a good thread!

People keep having sex in my hedge... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3288349-people-keep-having-sex-in-my-hedge

Try this...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3288349-people-keep-having-sex-in-my-hedge

I just knew it was a hedgehog! One of those threads you just don't forget

Aww... Gazza and Tash.

Wonder if social distancing has added an extra frisson of excitement to their endeavours.

Thanks OP! Without you and the other posters on here discussing this thread I would never have known about it. I have just been stifling my laughter reading it! It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read on MN so far!

I can also highly recommend the post where the husband shouts 'FFS love, your minge' to his heavily pregnant wife. I'm off to bed now but with any luck someone will have posted the link in the morning 😉

Just went to have a read of the sex hedge thread and I have never laughed out loud like this at a mn thread before. DP has to come upstairs to see if I was alright-at which point i had to read the choicest op posts to him and set me off all over again.

Well, you know what they say about the hedgehog and the fox. The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing. Could that one big thing have something to do with, um, sex?

My favourite thread ever. They lived in the flats over the road didn't they? I'll have to reread it. Thanks OP for reminding me about it.