Toothbrush and a vibrator?

[YodaBabe]

So after 23 years together and 17 years of marriage today my husband has presented me with, still in its amazon packaging an electric toothbrush and a vibrator.

AIBU and absolutely happy to admit I am that a drunken purchase Sunday night and a delivery yesterday really is a fucking poor show?

Yes. Yes it is a poor show.

Is this a birthday gift?

As a random gift, YABU
As a birthday present, YANBU if you make an effort with his birthday

Depends if it's just a "I was drunk and ordered you these" random thing. Which is kind of cute. Weird. But cute.

If it's an occasion and that's your gift then it's crap.

This makes no sense. Who ordered it - you or DH? Is it your birthday or anniversary?
What is your AIBU?

Not even a jokey birthday present that's for our wedding anniversary!

If it is a birthday present then it is a bit
.. weird haha
If it is just a drunken purchase... well.. then it is still a bit weird but also kinda funny

I bet the Amazon order picker smiled at that one !

I would be delighted with both of those things.

It's pretty random and funny.

Oh it's a wedding anniversary present? Well that is just shit then 😅 or maybe not. Youll get super clean teeth and some nice orgasms 😂

Just don’t get mixed up which is which.
Tbh, we don’t do anniversary gifts, so I would just find it funny.

Well, I suppose if you run out of charge on the toothbrush you can tape it to the vibrator and carry on using it. The opposite also applies.

As gifts for an occasion, a bit weird, however like pp I'd be quite happy with them.

Unless he was silly drunk and thought "I know what to get @YodaBabe, she really needs a new toothbrush and vibrator" sounds like the dumb shit my dh would do while drunk.

GinnieHempstock Tue 25-Aug-20 08:38:11
Just don’t get mixed up which is which. grin
Tbh, we don’t do anniversary gifts, so I would just find it funny.

i'm with you you. I think it's hilarious

What did you give him for your anniversary?

It seems an odd choice - unless he thought that it was gold for a 50th anniversary, silver for a 25th and vibrating for a 17th.

Does he watch TBBT?

Is he called Gerard?

That's the trouble with those box sets. I got a coffee percolator and enema kit combo.

Now you really don't want to get those mixed up!

Thought this was going to be a thread about a vibrator that doubled up as a toothbrush, in which case YANBU.

A wedding anniversary gift? I need more context. Had you asked for these things? Does he usually buy you random shit off amazon? Was it a joke? Can you return for credit (for gods sake don’t break the seal on the vibrator or it’s game over).

@WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat

That's the trouble with those box sets. I got a coffee percolator and enema kit combo.

Now you really don't want to get those mixed up!

🤣

I see your toothbrush and vibrator for your anniversary and raise you a pizza cutter and 3 plastic tubs for mothers' day... that he bought with out our children who are 12 & 17

What did you buy him?

Maybe it’s his polite way of saying you have stinky breath and he doesn’t want to shag you 😂

Joking of course!

Such a random gift OP

Thought this was going to be a thread about a vibrator that doubled up as a toothbrush, in which case YANBU
Me too! I only clicked to find out where I could find such a fantastic invention

I thought this was a multi purpose gadget. I would ask him his thought process on this one. What happened to chocolates and flowers? Or a nice meal?

Wait, what? As in, it's 2 in 1?

Like a vibrator one end and toothbrush on the other?