Toothbrush and a vibrator?

[YodaBabe]

So after 23 years together and 17 years of marriage today my husband has presented me with, still in its amazon packaging an electric toothbrush and a vibrator.

AIBU and absolutely happy to admit I am that a drunken purchase Sunday night and a delivery yesterday really is a fucking poor show?

Tell him you’re unhappy with this gift. Tell him you like jewellery/chocolate/wine/perfume/weekends away/whatever you actually like and see what he comes home with.

Enjoy both the toothbrush and vibrator for the purpose in which they were intended, because neither item should go to waste.

if it was just a vibrator then i would say good thinking he obviously wants to keep the flame going in your marriage keep the zing in the bedroom dept.
as for the toothbrush if you had asked for it okay but i would wonder if he was saying that my teeth were manky

Just don't mix them up and end up with a minty fresh fanny

Tbf when my vibrator battery died I have actually used the toothbrush as a stand in. Not the bristle end, I'm not that hardcore.

We don’t make a big deal of anniversaries so I would find it funny. Although the toothbrush is rather bizarre. At least the vibrator has a connection to your anniversary!

I'd find this funny.

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Just leaving this there for those of you who have already referenced toothbrush/vibrator "multitasking"....

I don’t understand why you got them both? Are they two separate items or is it a toothbrush that can be used as a vibrator?

I’m confused.

Either way, I would love a vibrator as an anniversary present

I would find it quite funny to be honest

I’d be absolutely buzzing with these gifts

Is it so you can feel good at both ends ??

Kinda a top to toe deal ??

Or did he just type in 'vibrating' in the search bar and took the top 2 items, LOL

I hope you got him a car air freshener (for his bike) and some corn plasters..........................

As long as it has got detachable heads !

OP, can we please change this thread to 'What can I buy my DH for our anniversary, when HE bought me THIS ????

Please....................???

Is it at least a swanky electric toothbrush?

I too clicked on this thread to find out about this amazing toothbrush/vibrator invention

I would actually be delighted with these gifts and have a good giggle.

What did you buy him?

@updownroundandround

OP, can we please change this thread to 'What can I buy my DH for our anniversary, when HE bought me THIS ????

Please....................???

A prostate massager and beard trimmer?

Cracking idea for a present. (Makes mental note for DH's birthday)

I'm quite jealous. I usually get a bunch of flowers.

I'd be delighted! I think it's hilarious, so much more imaginative than chocs and flowers.
Would have been nice if he'd gift wrapped them though....
Did you get him anything?

@PhilCornwall1 I like your style!

Is it some sort of Swiss Army Knife? What did he pay for it? Asking for a friend.

I raise you a drain unblocking tool for my 30th

We don't do anniversary gifts so I'd be quite touched - in all the right places.

Reminds me of that old joke...

Rich friend and a poor friend meet a day before Valentine's Day
Poor man asks - What did you buy for your wife for valentines?

Rich man - A Mercedes C class and a diamond necklace

Poor man - why a necklace ?

Rich man - so if she doesn't like the car she can return it and keep the necklace, what did you get for yours ?

Poor man - a pair of slippers and a dildo

Rich man - why a dildo?

Poor man - so if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.