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This government don’t give a shit about schools or your kids

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noblegiraffe · 20/08/2020 19:11

AIBU to think that the government have fucked up literally everything to do with schools and education this year?

Evidence:

Chaotic school closures and keyworker provision (couldn’t decide what a keyworker was until the very last minute)

Forgot that kids on free school meals would go hungry so heads had to go round delivering sandwiches while the DfE put together an utterly shambolic voucher system that crashed and was pretty unusable.

Issued no guidelines for minimum education requirements during lockdown leading to vastly different provision between schools. Even Ofsted said they couldn’t judge schools on lockdown provision as there were no standards to judge them against.

Had to be shamed into u-turning on their insistence that free school meal children should go hungry during the holidays by a celebrity footballer (well done Marcus Rashford you absolute star)

Fed stories to friendly newspapers about schools re-opening in May to judge public reaction, leading to anxiety and uncertainty among parents and school staff

Announced that primary schools would open to all pupils before the summer holidays, an announcement that had surely not been run past anyone who worked in schools given that under the government’s own guidelines for schools for bubbles of 15 and no rotas, this would require double the classrooms and double the teachers available. Then backtracked on this a few weeks later (getting the friendly press to blame the unions) again creating uncertainty, anxiety and disappointment for parents and pupils.

Ignored education select committee questions about Ofqual’s algorithm when they raised issues in July

Lied and said they didn’t have early access to the data from Ofqual’s algorithm

When Scotland u-turned on their use of an algorithm, instead of making a considered response, came out with the bizarre notion that kids could use their mock grades - a suggestion that had obviously never been put past anyone who worked in schools. Again.

Took 5 days to realise that their mock suggestion created more problems than it solved, then u-turned on awarding CAGs creating problems for Y12 next year.

Fed stories to the friendly press that the unions are blocking the re-opening of schools in September so if it goes tits-up, they can blame them again (unions are asking for a ‘plan B’ in the case of local lockdowns, and for working conditions comparable to those of all other workers, no strike action has been proposed or balloted for so they couldn’t block re-opening even if they wanted to)

Blamed Ofqual for the algorithm they were told to create (prioritising statistics over teacher assessment)

Branded a teacher payrise that was agreed back in January a ‘reward for work during lockdown’, knowing this was incorrect, and deliberately fuelling outrage that they themselves had caused by having no minimum requirements for education in lockdown leading to vastly different provision.

Not funding this payrise so teachers probably won’t get it as otherwise it will lead to redundancies for other staff members due to having to fund it from already dire staffing budgets.

Issued guidelines that said that schools should reopen with increased cleaning schedules, increased handwashing, hand sanitising but providing no extra funding for this.

Instructed heads not to take any measures that would improve safety but would require more space (e.g. use of village halls) or not have pupils in full time (rotas, staggered timetables).

Didn’t realise that kids wouldn’t be able to get to school on public transport under current social distancing requirements as there aren’t enough buses until three weeks before schools reopened, and decided to throw £40 million to LAs to sort this (what? buy more buses?) so that they could blame the LAs when it inevitably goes wrong and kids can’t get to school.

And these are the people currently running a campaign to convince parents that they are capable of re-opening schools safely.

YABU: I have full confidence in the government and am perfectly happy with how things have gone so far

YANBU: It is mind-boggling how incompetent they have been, and how little thought they have given to the education of the nation’s children.

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WhyNotMe40 · 23/08/2020 22:03

@Clavinova

SmileEachDay That explains the excellent Google work.

Is that a compliment? Grin

WhyNotMe40
Thanks for the link - however, I would still point out;

"Outbreaks involving staff-to-staff transmission were most common" - which I think should be a priority consideration.

Absolutely. Which is probably why our staffroom has been closed. As have staff workrooms. And as we no longer have our own classrooms, or staff laptops, will make it interesting.... However, student to staff transmission still happened even with staff social distancing as much as possible, with tiny groups and dramatically fewer students. Come September and 34 to a classroom I will not be able to socially distance from the front row.
StaffAssociationRepresentative · 23/08/2020 22:04

@Clavinova - is it Big Gav? If so he will be out of a job soon

noblegiraffe · 23/08/2020 22:04

Oooh the poll’s up to 1550 votes, that’s loads! And pretty much everyone thinks the government is incompetent!

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SmileEachDay · 23/08/2020 22:07

1500 is loads.

It’s good that there is consensus - nearly.

ChavvySexPond · 23/08/2020 22:09

We usually have to buy head lice treatment about three weeks in to a new school year so I'd expect Covid to be kicking off about then.

Don't we all have a cold by half term?

A competent government would know things like this. Not just instruct the omens tosend their children to school regardless.

Clavinova · 23/08/2020 22:12

is it Big Gav?

I never been to Scarborough.

Peregrina · 23/08/2020 22:13

Very much involved in education at a senior level.

In the private sector, at a guess, which would make you experts when it came to pontificating about how the state sector should do things. Or cutting and pasting like crazy for the sake of showing that you know how to cut and paste.

Clavinova · 23/08/2020 22:15

Too tired - "I've never been to Scarborough."

Clavinova · 23/08/2020 22:16

Good night Peregrina - off to watch TV.

WhyNotMe40 · 23/08/2020 22:18

Maybe the DFE and so hence responsible....

StaffAssociationRepresentative · 23/08/2020 22:20

@Clavinova

is it Big Gav?

I never been to Scarborough.

Not some DfE idiot? They really need to get their act together. All these different guidelines being updated - no version numbers or anything is hardly following best practice. And as for the exams balls up they should all be sacked!
noblegiraffe · 23/08/2020 22:23

@SmileEachDay

1500 is loads.

It’s good that there is consensus - nearly.

Ah I was all smug thinking I had the most popular poll then I saw the one ‘Boris isn’t camping is he?’ has 1700 votes, 87% no.

No one trusts Boris either it seems.

He hasn’t said anything about this shitshow yet has he?

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SmileEachDay · 23/08/2020 22:26

He hasn’t said anything about this shitshow yet has he?

I don’t think so.

But I’m sure Clav will correct me.

Peregrina · 23/08/2020 22:28

Why is it so difficult to tell us whether he is in the private sector, I wonder?

This is one of the problems with the current Government, that they haven't a clue about how most children are educated and don't understand that there is a world outside the wealthy parts of south-east England. This isn't an excuse for Gavin - being state educated and coming from Scarborough he should have a reasonable idea.

Peregrina · 23/08/2020 22:31

Could we let our imagination run wild - if Gavin were to be sacked who would Johnson replace him with? The only qualification would be that he or she would have to be even more useless.

noblegiraffe · 23/08/2020 22:32

I’ve been trying to figure out who Clav’s DH is for years, she never lets on but drops little hints every so often.

Such a tease.

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noblegiraffe · 23/08/2020 22:32

The only qualification would be that he or she would have to be even more useless.

Chris Graying.

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WhyNotMe40 · 23/08/2020 22:36

@noblegiraffe

The only qualification would be that he or she would have to be even more useless.

Chris Graying.

Raaaaaaaaab?
SmileEachDay · 23/08/2020 22:37

The only qualification would be that he or she would have to be even more useless

Shapps

Clav’s husband is probs the janitor at Eton.

Iamnotthe1 · 23/08/2020 22:39

Priti Patel would be perfect...

That or, you know, Gove.

Peregrina · 23/08/2020 22:41

Gove has already had a turn, and is in part responsible for the shit show.

guilttripjourno · 23/08/2020 23:21

If it's ok for Williamson to work via zoom, why can't my kids have online learning.

guilttripjourno · 23/08/2020 23:22

Boris is begging parents to send kids to school. They have such an excellent team, what can be the problem?

WhyNotMe40 · 23/08/2020 23:23

Oh yes Boris is such a trustworthy chap, both in his private and professional lives....

Peregrina · 24/08/2020 00:11

Seeing the ridicule our Dear PM is getting on another thread, for his supposed camping trip, I can't his 'seizing the schools' agenda' as being anything but disastrous.

It is a genuine dilemma - the children do need to be back at school, but we all want them and their teachers and other staff to be back safely. I can't see what Boris has to offer.