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To think our Prime Minister is not on a camping trip

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toastmeahotcrossbun · 20/08/2020 18:18

Just wondering how many actually believe that?

YABU = He is on a camping trip

YANBU = He is not on a camping trip

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Barbie222 · 22/08/2020 16:51

@Clavinova the "old nonsense" was what precipitated the row at Carrie's flat last year, when her neighbours came out and filmed it. The recent twitter activity suggests that he's had another twiddle at the fiddle which has caused her to Carrie on without him (sorry)

toastmeahotcrossbun · 22/08/2020 16:51

Because he's leaving all the work to our unelected bureaucrat dictator Dom maybe Iveseenthings

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Peregrina · 22/08/2020 16:56

Are you going to try to tell us Clavinova that Boris shagging around isn't nonsense? We know he must have been shagging Carrie before he was divorced. We don't know what he and Jennifer Arcuri got up to but Ugandan relationships (in Private Eye terms), are likely. Then we know that he has one other child out of wedlock which he was eventually forced to acknowledge. Do you really think he's a reformed man?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 22/08/2020 17:00

Peregrina I've just misread your post as 'with Jennifer Aniston in Uganda' GrinShock Poor Jen

toastmeahotcrossbun · 22/08/2020 17:06

No idea where that recent rumour has come from but the problem is, he's susceptible to these type of sleazy rumours anyway given his previous behaviour.
On the one hand I think well nobody would even care anyway, but on the other I think people will start to get fed up with his childish selfish ways.(and may be already)

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itsgettingweird · 22/08/2020 17:11

[quote Barbie222]@Clavinova the "old nonsense" was what precipitated the row at Carrie's flat last year, when her neighbours came out and filmed it. The recent twitter activity suggests that he's had another twiddle at the fiddle which has caused her to Carrie on without him (sorry)[/quote]
Grin

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 17:14

the "old nonsense" was what precipitated the row at Carrie's flat last year

That's what it said on reddit - but didn't the papers all report that the argument started because Boris spilt red wine on the sofa?

Barbie222 · 22/08/2020 17:16

He might have spilt something during his last course at Oligocarne restaurant.

Peregrina · 22/08/2020 17:18

That was the version they want you to believe Clavinova. That's equally possible, but a stand up blazing row is more likely to be about another woman that some spilt wine - for which he only needed to open a bottle of white and throw that all over it. Or so I have been told.

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 17:21

toastmeahotcrossbun
That's irrelevant Clavinova because Nicola Sturgeon was very much present, giving press conferences and then dealing with the problem.

Oh yes;
"Nicola Sturgeon rejects calls for John Swinney to go."

randomer · 22/08/2020 17:26

twiddle at the fiddle, while Rome burns.

Peregrina · 22/08/2020 17:34

Ah so you are arguing Clavinova, because Scotland didn't cover itself in glory over the Highers results, that Boris and Gavin have licence to make an even bigger F* up over the A level results? Instead of learning from their mistake and occupying the moral high ground. Still Boris doesn't do morals, so he wouldn't understand.

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 17:35

That was the version they want you to believe Clavinova

That's the version the mainstream media sold me! Twitter rumours would have me believe that Boris Johnson was missing for two weeks -and yet there he was meeting with the Irish Taoiseach in Belfast and laying a posy at the VJ Day memorial event last Saturday.

Peregrina · 22/08/2020 17:45

Dominic has to let him out sometimes, just to appease people like yourself Clavinova.

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 17:49

Peregrina
Where did the Lib Dems disappear to? Wink

Peregrina · 22/08/2020 17:56

Locally an active on line presence, but you don't really want to know that do you? You just want to goad.

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 18:04

Peregrina
Gentle teasing - what were you doing?

Peregrina · 22/08/2020 18:06

None of your business Clavinova, but fully occupied, only partly with LibDem work.

catgirl1976 · 22/08/2020 18:07

According to Twitter he was in the Russian owned super yacht the Grand Blue which just happened to be in the Frith if Forth and left for London at the same time he did.

Clavinova · 22/08/2020 18:13

Peregrina
I meant 'goading' or 'teasing' - not how many hours you spent delivering leaflets for the LibDems last Thursday.

FinnyStory · 22/08/2020 18:14

I need to know more about the Grimbsy Town hat. Haddock has magical midge repellant properties?

In a world where everything is stage managed, how does he come to be wearing a GTFC hat?

SabrinaThwaite · 22/08/2020 18:25

Maybe it's code for Get To Fuck Carrie?

FinnyStory · 22/08/2020 18:28

The GTFC fans are having some fun with it. There's a suggestion that he has so many children he's lost count because he's as good at putting on a condom as he is at wearing a bobble hat Grin

JamieLeeCurtains · 22/08/2020 18:37

@catgirl1976

According to Twitter he was in the Russian owned super yacht the Grand Blue which just happened to be in the Frith if Forth and left for London at the same time he did.
I always think of it as the Frith of Froth
Clavinova · 22/08/2020 18:37

According to Twitter he was in the Russian owned super yacht the Grand Blue which just happened to be in the Firth of Forth and left for London at the same time he did.

He probably wasn't, but this is fun - I've just discovered Marine Traffic.com;

Yacht LE GRAND BLEU is currently located at UKC - North Sea at position 53° 2' 3.552" N, 1° 36' 43.747" E as reported by MarineTraffic Terrestrial Automatic Identification System on 2020-08-22 17:23 UTC (5 minutes ago)
The wind in this area at that time blows from West direction at force 5 Beaufort.

Where is this vessel going to?
The vessel departed from KRISTIANSAND, NO on 2020-08-05 22:16 LT (UTC +2) and is currently sailing at 9.5 knots with Southeast direction heading to LONDON, GB with reported Estimated Time of Arrival at 2020-08-23 10:00 LT (UTC +2) local time (in 14 hours, 30 minutes)

Search for the vessel, then 'past track' and 'route forecast'

www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:1.1/centery:52.2/zoom:8

The yacht owner lives in London;
www.forbes.com/profile/evgeny-eugene-shvidler/