To go to hospital

[Isinknot]

DP put Shake n Vac in the mince instead of salt. We are it and only realised later.

AIBU to seek medical assistance?

Calcium Carbonate {just googled}

Chalk.

Not toxic.

@PurpleDaisies

I like to serve my fruit with toilet duck for that touch of class.

Toilet duck a l’orange.

I’m a fan of cillit bang bang chicken.

Oh sorry isinknot you are the alleged idiot who wants to waste A&E time for something as frivolous as this.
as frivolous as eating a toxic substance? Gizmo, this post really seems to be getting to you!

Does anyone remember the OP who started a completely fictious wannabe hilarious thread about how she'd mixed up superglue and Anusol?

I once drank my contact lens solution.
Id put my lenses in at my desk before going out to lunch, came back all hot and bothered after a brisk walk back and downed the last of the water in the little plastic cup on my desk.
Except it wasnt water blush my face was a picture apparently....

I mixed up some house plant food in a water bottle to feed my plants with...
Like you, forgot, and took a swig, and only realised when it hit the back of my throat..
I was young and foolish... but re-filling bottles like this is a serious no no.
But Shake and vac looks so different {not seen it in many a long year though}

Superglue and anusol...Nah! not believing it.... superglue comes in tiny 1 or 2 ml tubes... Anusol lotion comes in bigger tubes ..{isn't it for piles?}

www.trusthygiene.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/04740-Shake-n-Vac-Carpet-Powder.pdf
Safety data on this link. Looks fine

Sure thing.

Can you even still buy Shake ‘n’ Vac?

Unless he put a lot in then I expect you’ll be ok.

hahahaha oh please do ring 111 just to give them a laugh

I have mixed up Maclean’s toothpaste and Savlon. Both ways. Not good when you’re putting it on your sore bum ☹️ Also Savlon tastes vile.

You need to self isolate and book a Covid test. Tick the 'I have lost my sense of taste' box.

[quote Isinknot]@Harleyisme DP is an idiot.[/quote]
And colour blind and illiterate?

🤔

@MadameMeursault

I have mixed up Maclean’s toothpaste and Savlon. Both ways. Not good when you’re putting it on your sore bum ☹️ Also Savlon tastes vile.

But at least your farts were minty fresh.

This cannot be for real ? Lol
If it is your husband probably shouldn’t be cooking unsupervised especially not when he’s had a skinful

OP Let's see a photo of your salt next to your shake and vac.

Toilet duck a l’orange

😂😂

*@HarleyismeDP is an idiot.

And colour blind and illiterate?*

Ha! Mine is all three! He does have redeeming qualities though

Did he also add a flash of wine to the food?

What’s for dessert, bleaches and cream?

Oh OP this is the best laugh I've had in ages. I don't care if it made up! Howling!

I don’t believe a word! How on earth would you muddle that up. For a start shake and vac is in a green container and smells very strong you can smell shake and vac as soon as you open the lid, it looks nothing like salt

It could be worse. It could have been pizzaflora.

If you lot knew DP, you wouldn't ask so many questions, you would simply sigh and shake your heads.

Why didn't I smell it? To be honest I was more than a little merry.

He, I cannot speak for.

Bleaches and cream 😂😂😂

If you lot knew DP, you wouldn't ask so many questions, you would simply sigh and shake your heads.

And shit yourself inside out whilst going 'durrrr, men' in your best Bridget Jones voice? Yep, still not buying it.