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UnexpectedTinyMan · 07/08/2020 17:01

So the story is, a family member ordered a completely boring order of towels and a bath mat from Wilkos.

This came today, and inside the package (wrapped up separately) was a pair of orthopaedic Sedagyl slippers (the kind an old woman might wear - not sold by Wilkos, that I can see) and THIS tiny man - pic attached.

My husband broke his head off, apparently to check if there were drugs inside, and there were thin wires inside going through the whole clay of the body . It was made of a kind of soft clay that breaks easily, and the paint rubs off easily. He is holding some sort of wine jug. We can’t find anything even close on the Wilkos website.

Any one who can 1. Identify this tiny man and 2. Explain why he was in a Wilkos parcel with a pair of slippers, I’ll be really impressed!

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QuestionableMouse · 07/08/2020 17:02

Someone posting packages through work and got mixed up?

UnexpectedTinyMan · 07/08/2020 17:06

But wouldn’t it be despatched from the Wilkos warehouse?

To clarify, the slippers and tiny man were wrapped up separately WITHIN the original Wilkos order. So the original Wilkos order did arrive as well.

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Soubriquet · 07/08/2020 17:09

He looks like a Clive to me

WiddlinDiddlin · 07/08/2020 17:09

How odd..

The wire inside is nothing sinister, wire is often used inside models/figurines as an armature to build them on.

It looks antique, shame its now broken!

Owleyes16 · 07/08/2020 17:09

This is so weird! Have you contacted Wilkos to see if they can investigate and maybe ask the warehouse your order came from?

LaurieFairyCake · 07/08/2020 17:11

Agree the wire is just part of the plasterwork to provide structure

Where's the slipper picture?

Chanjer · 07/08/2020 17:14

Timpo Arab series maybe?

Possibly worth money until you snapped the head off

PickAChew · 07/08/2020 17:14

asiainch.org/craft/clay-toys-of-lucknow/

Ohtherewearethen · 07/08/2020 17:18

Why on earth was your husband's first thought to snap its head off, before even contacting Wilko's to find out what could have happened?

popcornlover · 07/08/2020 17:20

OMG it was your lucky day! I can’t believe you snapped the head off! Shock

RyanBergarasTeeth · 07/08/2020 17:22

Yeah looks like an antique and the wires as everyone has said is normal in claywork. Why did your husband break its head off to check for drugs thats so random. Have you contacted wilko yet?

labyrinthloafer · 07/08/2020 17:28

place marking for no good reason, intrigued to know more about the tiny man!

Catawaul · 07/08/2020 17:29

So weird to break it! Could be someone's heirloom.

thistimelastweek · 07/08/2020 17:36

I'd be checking the heels of the old lady slippers.
They always hide their stash there.

FourPlasticRings · 07/08/2020 17:37

Broke its head off, you say? Well, you're probably cursed now...

It's very weird. Have you called Wilkos to ask?

Elouera · 07/08/2020 17:38

What sort of hat is that? It looks like a white traffic cone!!!

DappledThings · 07/08/2020 17:39

Obviously the sandals and the tiny man is pretty weird. But your husband's reaction of breaking it open is even weirder.

iklboo · 07/08/2020 17:41

Break it open to check for drugs? Has been watching a lot of The Wire and Border Patrol?

CuriousaboutSamphire · 07/08/2020 17:43

Oh! That was an expensive error by your DH! As others have said that could have been quite a valuable item.

How the hell it got there will probably remain a mystery.

Maybe a surprise present wrapped in a boring one, intended as a surprise, but it went badly wrong!

Buggedandconfused · 07/08/2020 17:43

Well it’s destroyed now so even if you find out it’s academic.

Whatsnewpussyhat · 07/08/2020 17:44

Can't believe he snapped it's head off. You'd just about fit one line of coke it that.

Butterer · 07/08/2020 17:44

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Ninjamilo · 07/08/2020 17:44

How was his first thought to snap it’s head off and check for drugs?! How odd!

Cakeismyhero · 07/08/2020 17:44

Tony. I'm sure I've met him on a night out before?

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